Test or quizz?? at Monday, June 04, 2007

How well do you know GTC?

Wasted as we are, we have absolutely nothing else to do and nothing to write about… AND Oscar keeps complaining how this blog has become almost defunct, so we have decided to write a quiz on how well you know the GTC. As the French would say ,”Ce n’est pas un test, s’il vous plait. C’est un quiz sur la GTC” (Eat your heart out, Alliance Francaise, Bon Appetite!!). You will write down your answers on a word document which can be sent to any of the following e-mail addresses: parryshams@yahoo.com; virtualchameleon23@yahoo.com;or ebenzz@gmail.com; (P.S. don’t send it to Oscar). We will tabulate your scores and post them as comments here. Detailed reports will be available at a nominal fee of 5/- Rs, payable to anyone of the above people (not Oscar, Again). Please don’t be a cheat-ter. (if you got this joke, you will stand a good chance of doing well)

AND SO IT BEGINS (please use HB pencils)

PART I: ANSWER IN BRIEF

Q.1 What does GTC stand for? (3 marks)

Q.2 Who are the founding members of GTC? (5 marks) (Automatic fail if you cant answer this)

Q.3 Who are the honorary members of GTC? (5 marks)

Q.4 Who is the GTC mascot? (2 mark) *Where did we find the mascot? (bonus 2 marks)

Q.5 Who are the oldest and youngest members of GTC? (2 marks)
Q.6 Who is the only female member for GTC? (5 marks)

Q.7 When was GTC formed? (2 marks) *Where? (bonus 2 marks)

Q.8 Name GTC’s retail outlet? (5 marks)

Q.9 Find the invisible question and answer it. (10 marks)

Q.10 Who is the butt of all jokes in GTC? (1 mark…… you know who…… and no its not voldermort)

PART II: ODD MAN OUT

Proceed only if you managed to answer Q.2

1 mark per correct answer

The only member who:

· Hasn’t been in a relationship

· Went to a different school (bonus 5 marks for naming both the schools)

· Hasn’t flown in a plane

· Is the oldest sibling

· Doesn’t have an MTNL triband connection

· Doesn’t have a set of wheels

· Does not have a guitar

· Has had stitches (bonus 5 marks for guessing where)

· Has never represented their school in sports

· Has maximum nicknames (bonus 2 marks knowing how many, and ¼ mark for each name)

· Plays more than one instrument

· Has had the most run-ins with college professors (bonus 2 marks for guessing how many and 5 marks for naming them)

· Doesn’t have a cell phone

· Has gone for the same movie 2 days in a row

· Has had a job (wasting time doesn’t not count)

· Hasn’t dated someone from college

· Is vegetarian (by choice)

· Doesn’t live in IC

· Has been inside a submarine

· Has been in a car-roll….. do you even know what a car-roll is?

· Has alcohol in his cupboard (You know it’s the goan)

· Had a pigtail

· Is not on Orkut (-2 if you get this wrong)

· Is not on Facebook

· Hasn’t had music lessons

· Doesn’t understand technical jargon

PART III: OPINION POLL

This part has no marks, but is a performance survey on the GTC members:

Q.1 Most likely to be in a bar brawl

Q.2 Most likely to get married first

Q.3 Most likely to be a victim of road rage

Q.4 Least likely to get married

Q.5 Member you like the most (why don’t you like the rest… huh? huh?)

Q.6 Least Approachable

Q.7 Most Approachable

Q.8 Most likely to do an item number

Q.9 Most Eligible guy

Q.10 Worst dressed

Q.11 Most likely to be hen-pecked

Q.12 Most stubborn

Q.13 Hardest to find

Q.14 Most likely to say “HUH?” after a joke

Q.15 Last to know anything

Q.16 Worst singer

Q.17 Most likely to be famous

Q.18 Most likely to run the Mumbai Marathon

Q.19 Least likely to run the Mumbai Marathon

Q.20 Most likely to look good in pink…… this is NOT a joke

Q.21 Earliest to start losing hair

Q.22 Most likely to get a tan done

Q.23 Most likely to get a tattoo

Q.24 Most secretive person

Q.25 Most likely to end up in jail

We hereby declare this blog defunct….. NOT ce n’est pas possible…… something like that only.

Rules and Regulations: Members of GTC and their family members(upto 3^rd generation) are not allowed to participate competitively in this ……umm... test?!