Phun at Chirkut at Saturday, December 30, 2006

What happens when Oscar is bored and depressed and Im mildly under the influence of medication? Well, add a helpful stranger to the mix and you get the following scrapbook flooding...
Oscar and I (with a little assistance from our lovely assistant Tanya) tormented our poor victim Supriya (who is a newbie in college) by pretending to be in 'louve' with her and trying to get her to spend 'Happy New Years Day' with us...Here's the uncut version of the scraps...
PS when I say Uncut I mean uncut! You'll get it just the way u get it on an orkut scrap book...That means you have to read it from the ground up and also have to put up with the timings,dates and delete buttons...
So here we go...starting with the last scrap!

START READING FROM THE END OF THIS POST OR THIS POST WILL MAKE NO SENSE....OKAY IT WILL MAKE LESSER SENSE....

~*Tanya*~:
im blown away by both poems
its a tough choice now...
i HOPE U MAKE d rite choice!!
1:26 PM
12/29/2006


Oscar Varghese:
I can also write
..temme how good It is?
1:23 PM
12/29/2006


Oscar Varghese:
MNS BALLZ

Each day passing by,
Each second ticking away,
Bringing special night that much closer.

Each day passesing by,
Each second that ticking away,
My pulse racing faster and faster.(like my bike)

EEach day passing by,
Each second ticking away,
My palms sweat more and more.

EEach day passing by,
Each second ticking away,
My excitement going bigger of before.

EEach day passing by,
Each second ticking away,
Wonderin if all is true.

EEach day passing by,
Each second ticking away,
I can't wait to go to MNS BALL with you.
1:22 PM
12/29/2006


Paras:
Here beez my original poem....I am having knowledge that ou are liking poetry and literature too also so I penned this for you...

Like a river flowing in2 the sea.
like sparrows chirpin in wee&glee.
dumb!, like a panda sittin on the tree.
butterfly near the flowers with buzzing bee.
i don't know what do u think of me.
butstill am in wee & glee.
1:20 PM
12/29/2006

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Oscar Varghese:
Miss Nd I Say nothing..... see I got the dots right also. I think fair chance i win now.

I can take you out for Sandwich after the Ball. And dont worry I dont give ball tickets to this Paras!
1:18 PM
12/29/2006


Paras:
Dear Brothers (sisters too also) It is coming to my notice that fighting one's own country men is futile and infertile...
Therefore we must be letting Miss I say nothing decide where she beex wanting to spend Happy New Year Day...
So Please say something no miss!


PS...I be loving your eyes more....I even wrote poem
1:14 PM
12/29/2006

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~*Tanya*~:
HOO HAA INDIA
AAYA INDIA!!

HOO HAA INDIA
AAYA INDIA!!

HOO HAA INDIA
AAYA INDIA!!
1:12 PM
12/29/2006


Paras:
You are certainly very deceptionist...you misused my passionate emotionalness for Indian team and former captain to make move on miss I say nothing...
Now I saying to you....Dont look my girl
1:06 PM
12/29/2006

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Oscar Varghese:
Hoo Haa India...
Aaya India

Hoo Haa India...
Aaya India

Hoo Haa India...
Aaya India
1:06 PM
12/29/2006


Oscar Varghese:
No i decided to change my mind again. Her eyes are bigger than Ganguly and greener. I want to go with her. Not Ganguly. You keep Ganguly.

Dont LOOK MY GIRL!
1:06 PM
12/29/2006




Paras:
also not to forgetting to cheer for Indian team tmrw...
Kindly repeating after me...
Hoo Haa India...
Aaya India
1:05 PM
12/29/2006

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Paras:
I have door size poster of Ganguly in pepsi ad...I will gladly hand it over Tuesday...
Now to be giving me passes...
Apne dada ki baat manoge na :p
1:04 PM
12/29/2006

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Oscar Varghese:
I want Giant Big Sizes Ganguly poster. No I changing my minds. I want 3 of them. One in bathroom, one in bedroom, one in kitchen for dadi!
1:04 PM
12/29/2006


Oscar Varghese:
Hey Dont look my girl! Dont LOOK MY GIRL!
1:03 PM
12/29/2006


Paras:
See now bachelor mans and bachelor womans are both being very much interested...I shall fight tooth and nail to take miss I dont say anything to MNS ball
1:03 PM
12/29/2006

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Oscar Varghese:
What trade you wanting now? I think I dont have Sourav Gangulys Card in my collection. I burned it when I heard he was bad captain. I want it back because he is back also.

You have Ganguly posteR?
1:03 PM
12/29/2006


~*Tanya*~:
hey!!
uve got really nice eyes...
1:02 PM
12/29/2006


Paras:
Holy Buffalo...how did you procuring tickets to MNS ball...I love all of MNS..Long live Raj Thackeray...I shall gladlay trade my New Years Ball passes...kindly reply
1:01 PM
12/29/2006

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Oscar Varghese:
he any think prob.. with me?

Cha Maila! You cant do this! I have two tickets to the MNS ball also.

How your like this? What Will I do?

Are brother , how you are like this. Look lets talk this out in nice and gentelmanly way!
12:53 PM
12/29/2006


Paras:
I am going one more step ahead of you good sir....
Are you beez coming to New Years Ball with me :D...
I have 2 tickets and no date...and I dont wish to jive with the speaker!
Paras:
So you are not even knowing her name but you are to be asking her contact details via email...how very flirtating of you....
12:49 PM
12/29/2006

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Oscar Varghese:
No No...She making friendship with me. You backing off today.
12:49 PM
12/29/2006


Oscar Varghese:
Now now..you back off today.

nd i say nothing..what is your name? Myself oscar.

Why you not say anything? Wow you really being true to your name.

One favor asking , Gimme your number. email is best no?
12:48 PM
12/29/2006


Paras:
Many apologies...hoping to be gaining forgiveness. Pardon my blunderance. Anyways I am being of the opinion that she should be making friendship with me first since she is 1/4th punju which is the similar to case to myself
12:45 PM
12/29/2006

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Oscar Varghese:
it is L-E-N-S! Not lans like lans armstrong
12:43 PM
12/29/2006


Oscar Varghese:
Oh really? What you saying meester. No, she no wearing lens.
12:43 PM
12/29/2006


Oscar Varghese:
Sorry, I couldnt help myself.
12:42 PM
12/29/2006


Paras:
no I think she is beez wearing lans :-p
12:42 PM
12/29/2006

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Oscar Varghese:
nice eyes. Are they real ?
12:41 PM
12/29/2006


Paras:
I decided to go with the overpowering flow....
Hi there, your album very good. You very pretty. Can we be making friendship! :-p
12:39 PM
12/29/2006

Yogi Bear creator Joe Barbera dies at 95 (1911-2006) at Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Joe Barbera one of the Team Members of Hanna Barbera died on Monday of natural causes at his home with his wife Sheila at his side, Warner Bros. spokesman Gary Miereanu said.

Joe Barbera with his Partner Bill Hanna (1910-2001) created an empire of animated cartoons and never ending tales of the beloved “Tom And Jerry, Yogi Bear , Top Cat, Huckle berry hound and friends” immortalized by Cartoon Network (1993-Infinity)

The Kids of this gen probably dont even remember Yogi Bear and Top Cat and co. With Japanese Anime taking over original cartoons and animation of the 90’s. Things change…But I see no reason why we shouldnt remember the great Hanna And Barbera movement!

“It was a family comedy with everyday situations and problems that we window-dressed with gimmicks and inventions,” Barbera once said. “Our stories were such a contrast to many of the animated series that are straight destruction and blasting away for a solid half-hour.”

Thats him….Joe Barbera…the third last great guy who made commerical animation and great art at the same time.

Hanna And Barbera

Hopes and Fears at Tuesday, November 28, 2006

It's been a month since college re-opened (well almost a month) and once again college has been successful in taking my mind off my troubles. Theres so much happening there on a daily basis that you rarely get time to sit down and think about any of it, let alone write about it. But today I feel like writing again so here I am before you. For those of you who didnt know already I had a break-up about a month ago and the same time last month was one of the hardest times I have faced in a while now, probably the worst part of an otherwise awesome year, but its okay Im not complaining. As I look back to last month, I feel lucky to be as composed as I am right now. I cant stress enough how much everyone around me has helped in this. Everytime I had a rough patch, I'd turn inwards first and then talk to my friends and thankfully each time I had someone who could relate to what I was feeling or atleast lend a patient listening ear. Past experiences have helped a lot to make this time easier for me.
But what strikes me the most is the way God has helped me through this and continues to do so everyday. There was no one person in particular who I ran to everytime something was wrong and even when I did turn to people for help the help didnt come in the way I expected it to. Instead of someone sitting me down and advising me what to do I saw people coming to me with the same problems as I was facing. And since I've thought about my problems at length I was equipped to help them deal with their troubles. So instead of someone offering me a solution, I found myself giving those solutions to people. And seeing that they really appreciated the advise and that it genuinely helped them through a rough patch made me feel that I too could overcome. Funny how life teaches you things sometimes.
Ive found inspiration in the most unlikely places and believe it or not it has helped me. Whether it was sitcoms like Scrubs and Friends, or Philosophy, or the very songs I listened to day in and day out on my discman, there were always some pearls of wisdom that I could take from various places and each time I found something like that I felt like someone watching over me was smiling and I'd look up and thank my guardian angels...or whatever it was that was helping me!
The fact that I stand here today, without any pain or hatred in my heart speaks for itself. And I'm hopeful that I will get through this phase too. I have the right people to talk to when I need to. I've found some really close friends in some really unlikely people notably amrita and poornima. At first I thought me and Amu were poles apart, but it seems that though we are different people, we are not so different after all. I learn from her and sometimes helping her with her problems helps me see things in better light. The other friend would be Poornima; though I could relate to her quietness around new people, I never thought she would open up to me. But she did and though she is still quiet sometimes, I know that our friendship means a lot to her. The same would apply for Amu. Noella has always been there with unbiased, frank opinions which were not always what I'd like to hear but were honest opinions. Nice to know that there are still people left who like to tell it like it is and expect others to do the same.
I am not one to express myself so literally. Usually I'd make a general statement like the previous 2 posts, but I dont really care who reads this anymore ( I dont mean that in an offensive way to anyone. Its just that I feel I am getting to that point where I can write with no readers in mind).
Things are going surprisingly well and well I fear that I might jinx it by making this post. I'm really glad I've made new close friends but I'm afraid I'll lose them too. Somehow my worst fears have a knack of catching up with me. I'd love to thank Divya for all the time she spent listening to me at my unstable best. (amu if ure reading this, I dont even have to put up with half of what I put her through). I know all these people have come into my life with a purpose, a good purpose and that I should hold them close while I still have them, but sometimes I feel scared that everyone I get close to may fade away like everyone else has.
I hope this post doesnt alienate my old pals, you guys still mean a lot to me. I know I may not have devoted enough time to everyone and have spoken the wrong things to the wrong people, but please dont judge me for that.
Once again I apologize to all those who have been burdened by me. I hope this posts offends none, because I hold no negativity towards anybody (well maybe some people, but they arent relevant anymore. Maybe I should work on that too....)
Anyway, I dont know if this post means anything to anyone out there....but well like I said, I do this for the love of it. Nothing else matters....

A New Chapter at Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Well I guess everyone knows what's been up with me over the last few weeks. It's been hard yes, but Im still standing and thankful for that. The last few weeks have taught me a quite a few things, and Ill mention some of those things:

• Everything must come to and end sooner or later. Whether it ends nicely or in an ugly way or whatever, there's always an end to everything in life (ultimately life itself ends.)
  
• Everything in life is transitory. In other words, stuff keeps changing all the time for better or for worse. Some of it may seem bad at first, but may soon turn out be good for the bigger picture. Eventually stuff falls into place and things start to make sense.
• Life is one big lesson in 'letting go'. Dont want to sound preachy here. But yeah, life is like a training ground for letting everything go for whatever awaits us after life. The more we cling to people/things/pleasures the harder it becomes for us to let go of them which we eventually have to someday. I dont mean to say that one should not get close to anyone simply because everything must end, I'm saying when its time to let go of something, do it. It will be hard, it will hurt and it will take a while to get over the whole thing, but you have to do it because life doesnt come with options, it just gives us situations.
• The end of one phase doesnt mean the end for good. Its nothing but a transition into another phase of life, which like the other phases will have its own fair share of joys and sorrows.
• Dont hold on to negativity. Anger and hatred are like last nights leftovers. Theyre all from the past. The longer you hold on to them the uglier theyre gonna get. And well eventually they take a toll on yourself more than anyone else. So vent your anger if you have to, make your discontent apparent while there is time. Negativity is definitely not something you'd want to keep with you for long.
• When you're down, talk to people about it. No one's problems are unique, or atleast your not the only one in the world with problems. So talk to people, it helps. Its like a safety net, spread it wide and when u fall, it makes sure you bounce right back up.
  
• And lastly, learn from the past, but dont live in it. The good ol' days, the darkest times you've ever faced, or just random memories are all in the past. They came, they happened and they're gone never to come back. Be thankful for all that you were fortunate enough to enjoy and stop feeling bad over things that didnt turn out the way you wanted them to. Theyre gone now. All you can do is make sure you dont repeat the same mistakes you made. Situations may strikingly resemble each other, but that doesnt mean the same failures will take place again. If you're facing deja vu, use your past experience as your guide.

A big thank you to everyone who's been looking out for me. Ozz, joe, bin, eben, christine, noella, poornima, divya, jenny, sheila and everyone else I spoke to.....thanks a lot for hearing me out and thanks for all the advice. Stuff will be okay soon, I know it will....
Thats all for now.....
Laters,
Pazz

A short drive that turned into a long one at Sunday, November 05, 2006

Check the video out!

Eben,Paras And Me were out last night driving on the Western Express Highway. Well my mom doesnt know abt it simply cuz she was in Kerala.

I’m gonna be posting ONE of the many vidz we shot! And Click the link to see the pics. ( YEs I was clickin pics and driving) Click here to see the Video.
Theres this one Video(will post later) of us chasing a BMW becuz it looked cool and we wanted to see more of it. Eben was holding the wheel (while i was driving..or shld i say half my head out taking the video) while we sped thru an entire Flyover at 120KMPH!) Read on:
Oscar: Hold the wheel.

Eben :Im not Holding the……( me looking out )Woee! Ok ok im holding it.

Paras : SLOW DOWN! your doing a 100

Oscar : Nope..its 110 now. Ugh its too bumpy! I cant get a clear shot!

Eben: why the hell am I even listening to you…

Oscar : cuz BMW’s do that to you..they DRIVE you crazy. (pun Intented)

P.S play close attention to what we are speaking. Its Hilarious!

-Oscar

TRUST at Friday, October 27, 2006

'Is it you,
Is it me,
Is it us,
Or is it TRUST!'
Adema - Trust

Trust - its something that matters a lot in life. We need to trust so many things; trust our abilities, trust family, trust friends, trust your lovers/spouses , trust co-workers, trust the government, trust the premordial goodness of people......and TRUST GOD!
Trust implies fully believing in somebody/something without a shadow of a doubt. And well its a two way process. Part one, you need to be willing to trust others and part two others should be trustworthy and live up to your trust. These two parts dont come one after the other, they co-exist, if one part is missing than the other is pointless.
I could be the most trustworthy person out there, but if you choose not to trust me, then its just not gonna work. Similarly, I can put all my trust in you, but if you dont live upto my trust, a problem arises again. All of us have been guilty of either one or both of these things.
Let's first look at whether we want to trust in the first place...
Okay firstly we need food, so we need to trust the fact that food is out there, we need sleep, so we need to sure that there is no danger around so we can go to sleep, we need sex and that should ideally involve having to love and trust a person too. We need affiliation, which would imply having that one person who you can trust come what may. We need social acceptance, so at some point we need to trust other people in society. We also need knowledge, so we need to trust the source of our information. When it comes to religion, we need to trust that God is always there for us and everything happens for the best. And finally, if we cannot trust anybody/anything, we would go insane for sure. Take my word on that.
So I can say with some degree of certainty that Yes, we as humans want to TRUST....

The second part however is the tricky one. Trusting is risky, we need to know who to trust, how much to trust them etc. Human beings have been screwed over so many times that trusting is a tough job indeed. Theres suffering all over the world, so one finds it hard to trust GOD. There's poverty, unemployment, corruption and what nots, so we cannot trust the system. Theres adulteration of food, so we cant even trust foodstuffs now. We have family members killing each other and screwing each other over, add that to the list as well. Did I mention divorces, extramarital affairs, cheating on your partner, lying,stealing, back stabbing and the likes...
Well you get the picture, right?

'Sometimes I feel like I trusted you too well,
Sometimes I feel like just screaming at myself,
Sometimes I'm in disbelief I didnt know,
Sometimes I need to be alone....'
Linkin Park - Don't Stay

I am at a point in my life where I dont know who or what to trust. I maybe pessimistic, but believe me, I have reasons to be so. I wish I could trust someone enough to tell them all that was going on, but when your deepest beliefs are shaken to the core, you cant really have faith in anyone.

"I know it's hard to keep an open heart; When even friends seem out to harm you.."
Guns N' Roses - November Rain

Dont ask me what's up, I wont tell. I wish I could, but I just cant. Dont take this personally if you're reading this, I'll tell you when I feel it's time.
All I know right now is that writing helps me feel better, and right now it sure is helping. I dont know if everything happens for the best, but I do know everything happens for a reason. Right now, I dont know whats going on and I dont know the reason either. I want the truth, but I dont know if I can take it.....

'If I gave you the truth would it keep you alive'
Seether - Truth

I know I have friends who will help me out through tough times. I know my family will too. I know God's looking out for me too. I know I need to be strong, but on days like these, it just gets too hard.
I want to trust, I want to believe, I want to put my faith in other people, just dont let me down, thats all I ask. The only one I trust right now is God: God whose always been there and always will......

'Daddy here I am again,
Will you take me back tonight?
I went and made the world my friend
And it left me high and dry'
Casting Crowns - Prodigal

With this I end, hoping tomorrow will make things better, because at the end of the day, its hope that keeps me going on....

Just another post.... at Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Im bored, tired, world weary and sleepless. I'm not in the festive mood at all. I wasnt excited about Diwali approaching either like every year. Not depressed or anything, just saying that I didnt feel the kind of child like excitement we used to have as kids. Maybe it's bcoz all my cousins are either abroad or caught up in their own thing. Life........kya bolega, gotta take it as it comes.
Missing the daily grind now, atleast I wasnt idle during college times. Thats what I need activity, something to keep my brain occupied, distracted, whatever.
Theres lots going on which I choose not to post. Kind of surreal, but well it's still all fact. The past seems to be my solace and the cause of my troubles from time to time. The future is just blurry. Wish life was like the movie "Click", you could just fast forward some parts and go back to the good ones as u wished. But Im not signing a pact with ol' Morty anytime soon.
Wanna take some time out to thank everyone who's been kind enough to hear me out when I needed them. Feel fortunate that atleast I'm not alone.
Dont worry about me, there's someone looking out for me who's got something in mind which I will know pretty soon. Thank you for everything Ive been fortunate enough to recieve, and yeah, help me keep things under control. Help me be humble enough to appreciate all that I recieve from you and from the people who come into my life through you and help me be strong to get through that which is not under my control.
Negativity is not something I want to hold on to. I may blow my top sometimes, but believe me when I say this, I dont want to be filled with anger and hatred towards anyone.
Though I may feel that life is sometimes unfair to me, I must also see that life has also given me more than I ever expected. As I commence another chapter in my life, I know you are with me just like you were at all times.
That very hope gets me through each new day and its challenges.
Life gives us situations, not options, and you walk with me every step of the way through each situation. Thank you for loving me, and thank you for teaching me how to love.
Sorry if this post is ambiguous, but then again arent all my posts like that?

To borrow Oscar's line

Its obvious ain't it?

Happy Birthday Chaddi at Monday, October 09, 2006

Well chaddi, Happy birthday (and one day), just wanna tell ya Im workin on something for you :-" so hold on tight.
Till then enjoy this pic :D

Twenty Years Young at Sunday, October 08, 2006

Happy Birthday To Christine!
TYBA may have dampened CJ a bit, but on her day (or rather on my unlucky day), she can do dance numbers, item numbers, mehendi numbers, 'lauve' numbers, sad hindi songs etc etc. (Did I mention she does all the steps as well?), We keep makin fun of her braces time and again but in time she'll have a China doll face and we'll see who's laughing then!
But thats later, right now she still has the braces, so on her B'day lets release my very own version of 'I will survive', just for the 'little' birthday girl.......

'She might Survive' by ||PazzTheWiseDonkay||

(Piano Intro)

At First I was afraid,
I was petrified,
The dentist said my wisdom teeth
would never see daylight
He said, "It's time for action"
and did multiple extractions...
Oh my oh my,
This aint what I had in mind,

And now I cant
Show my face,
Who'd have thought
These ghastly braces
Wud be such disgrace

My pals laugh at me all day
And now they call me metal-mouth
Im waitin 4 that lovely day,
I get these ugly braces out,

Oh now go,
Walk out the door,
Get outta the house now,
I wont face you anymore,
I hope my braces are out by 29,
Before I crumble,
Before I lock myself and cry

Oh Jesus Christ,
Make my teeth fine,
Help me face them all,
Like a China doll
Come change my life,
I got chocolates to eat,
And Ive got bachelors to meet,
Please make them right,
Please make them right,
I Pray!

Well thats all I cud manage. I think I did a fairly good job. I hope you take it in good jest Chaddi, after all you love this song (well atleast u loved it when the turkey sang it!).
Anyways Happy Birthday Once again, and remember ure just as young either side of twenty. Hope you read this soon, and I DO WANT YOU TO SING THIS!

Lotsa Louve,
||PazzTheWiseDonkay||


















Oh by the way, here's a little something else we made for you......
Enjoy and just so you know by the time you read this it will be way too late for you to come and bash us up so hahaha (On a serious note we hope you take it in good spirit)

Embarassing Picture of Christine provided by Oscar, Boxer shorts pic courtesy google.com searched by Pazz and finally photoshopped by Binoy!

We are all in this together so if u wanna kill me kill them first! Mwah! Happy Birthday!

The Gangue Team Crew!

Have you been manipulated today? at Sunday, September 10, 2006

As I watch the news on TV, read it in the papers and see everything else around me, I'm starting to feel so damn manipulated. Let me clarify, I am not talking about anyone I know, I'm referring to the religious political parties and media that supports them.
Ever since the 7/11 blasts, the media and the political parties have addressed every damn issue other than the actual investigation itself, and when they do eventually focus on the investigation, they target Muslims unnecessarily and then we have hooligans from so called political parties who are nothing but religious fanatics. Lets take a look back at the major news headlines after the blasts.....
In no particular order here goes,

First up, the anti-muslim SMS campaign: The day after the blasts, a message was circulated amongst the masses, "All muslims are not terrorists.......but all terrorists are Muslims". I seriously dont how we can allow such a thing in a democratic country. This is communalism at its peak. What people dont see is that the victims of the blast weren't just Hindus, they were from all religions. But for some reason the common muslim folk are being targetted. What we need to remember is that the terrorists have NO RELIGION!

Well a month after the blasts we had the Bajrang Dal or the VHP handing out fliers to people saying that "All terrorist supporting Muslims should leave India", I say all the people who try to destroy the peace and harmony of our country regardless of them being terrorists or 'political parties' should be thrown out.

In the meantime, we had a flood of miracles. The Statue of the Virgin Mary wept, the sea water next to the dargah turned sweet, the Gods started to guzzle down Milk and appear on building walls and various other locations. God alone knows what was up with that (no pun intended).

Then we had minority specific headlines such as, "Sikh Boy's Hair Forcibly Cut" or the dignity for the dead controversy regarding the Parsis and not to mention the Muslims were yet again targetted.

In the meantime, the Shirdi management decided to make a Rs. 22 crore throne solid gold throne for the Sai baba idol and in reaction to that Shiv Sena chief Bal Thackeray vanquished his silver throne (how selfless indeed).

In more recent headlines, the Malegaon blasts where specifically Muslims were targetted (so much for all terrorists are muslims). As if to add salt to the open wound, the Shiv Sena mouth piece 'Saamna' proudly proclaimed 'The Muslims have reaped what they had sown'.

And today, the Loretto Convent controversy where there was supposedly religious discrimination which the BJP and its co-hooligans promptly addressed. It was regarding a prayer session where a few children fell to the ground after feeling weak and giddy and the BJP claims that it was an evangelising assembly. The result was that the school premises and the chapel were vandalised and so far no action has been taken against anyone.

One need not be a rocket scientist to realise that we are being manipulated to think from a narrow point of view here and everyone seems to be setting up a communal riot.
Id like to take this opportunity to call each one of my friends and fellow citizens to maintain harmony and unity irrespective of religious differences. That truly is the need of the hour.
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||PazzTheWiseDonkay||

Bintu Breaks His Silence at Monday, August 28, 2006

Yes people, believe it or not Binoy has finally written a post.....
Apparently he too is so bored now-a-days that he had to do this to prevent an outburst ( I guess even he was tempted to bang his head on the table like Joe). Plus the poor thing has other issues to deal with, such as being called 20 different names (Take that for MPD Woscar), or being termed as 'Cute Little Bintu' or having tonnes of sisters but no girl (sniff sniff. As ure praaji I promise to fix that sooner than later but Dont look my girl!)
So This is the part where I shut up and Bintu takes over.............
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Well this is my very first post and what prompted me into doing this, you ask?
I just wanted to get it out of my system and paazi inspired me to do so in this way....
Newyz here goes
P.S.-this is my very first post and i may suck at this, so pardon me my offences praaji.

Hmm...So everybody seems to be pissed these days. I really wonder why?
our fun group doesnt seem to fun anymore. As of now all that we do is rush to college-attend lectures-munch on our tiffins in da canteen-rush back fer lectures-and at the end of the day catch the earliest train bck home.
WOW!! so much fun indeed! Well to a bunch of geeks it sure is.
Back in junior college we used to have a helluva time, but after joinin senior college ,and droppin da junior college tag, we seem to have dropped da FUN tag too.
In other words,

Gone are the days when we used to waste pointless time in da canteen
Gone are the days when we used to hangout at CCD,
Gone are the days when we used to play confession,
Gone are the days when we used to actually go for good movies together,
Gone are the days when we used to hangout at the beach or at crossroads,
Gone are the days when we used to share our personal experiences together and actually helped out each other,
Simply gone are those days....
I used to keep thinking tht once in senior coll we all could have one helluva time since we'd have the whole afternoon to ourselves.
But that somehow doesnt seem to be happening. WHY!!??

Was this wat all of us were looking forward to in senior college?
Is this how things are going to be from now on?
Is this the same group I used to know?
Can i possibly come up with another question?
I really hope we all get bck to our old selves. I miss the old us...the "us" tht we used to be a yr bck.

Hopin sumthin happens soon,
Peacing out now,
S|_@Y@

Red Alert: Address these issues ASAP! at Sunday, August 27, 2006

So well Im bored. Ive been bored for most of the week, except for the parts where I was with Vel and the parts when I had people to talk to etc etc. But.....for a major part of the week , I was almost tempted to quote Haley Joel Osment and say, "I see dead people!". Most of the time, everyone around me was asleep. Now if my self esteem was low I'd assume that it I was so boring that people around me had no option but to conk off, but as you know Im a self embellishing wise ass! So Im gonna go ahead and throw a tantrum about you guys (You know who you are, if you dont read on, Ill mention you!!).
Okay here's my bunch of complaints.

Agenda no. 1 -----> You guys are too boring in the trains.

Yes the heading says it all but I have to elaborate on it. First of all you guys go too early. Okay maybe some of you have a 7.30 lecture, but every damn day?? Aite, lets excuse that for a sec mebbe you guys do have early lectures everyday of the week. But even if I join you guys for it, its almost like travelling alone, with the added effort of trying to wake people up to strike up a conversation of some sort. Not to mention, I have to either sacrifice either one or both shoulders to sleepy heads and for the rest of the journey, make sure that the heads dont fall down or backwards and hit the wall behind! Plus the odd, "Dude hold my specs" "Hold my bag", "Sit on the fourth seat" excreta excreta. Now I dont mind all that, but if you guys are gonna be as much fun as kindergarten toddlers at nap time, I WILL BE BORED!!! Well chalo, I can excuse that in the morning, I dont like waking up early myself...what about the afternoons, we all get together, wait for everyone to leave, so that we can all have a fun time, but after Dadar or something passes and the hair-plucking and tickling subsides, everyone goes into hibernation mode. Someone will whip out their fones and start playing a game on their fone, or someone else will take that fone and break their high score, or mebbe someone will take out an I-pod (ahem), or someone takes my discman and dozes off!!
If awake, people are either
A) Depressed.
B) Pissed off.
C) Tired.
D) Engaged in a hush hush conversation with the person beside them.
E) None of the above but still not any fun to be around.
OR
F) Youre the only one awake! (In other words...ME!)

Now Im not saying, I never fall asleep in the train, but lets be honest folks, last years train rides were a lot more fun than this years.... so somebody better fix that!

Agenda no. 2 ---> No fun in the canteen.

Believe it or not, the only time we now spend in the canteen is to eat each others dabbas, no more idling around (no siree). You either have to be in class, or in the library, or in some department, or the chapel, or in the students council meeting! (that wud be me and vandana).
But even if we do have some free time, guess what people do........SLEEP!!
In the effin canteen!! HOW RUDE!!(like henrika wud say).
Or it gets so boring that they put their music players, or fones on and cut themselves off from the world outside...
So in other words, our canteen time has turned into a train ride, without a train :| :|

Agenda no. 3 ---> Lets do something other than going home after the lectures!!

Okay now so far (that is two whole months of attending), we have gone for not 3, not 2, not even 1 measly movie together. Pirates of the Carribean II came and went, and took Jack sparrow with it and we never managed to go for it! When we eventually did try to go for it, it was out of the theatres. Plus everyone wanted to go for a movie on believe it or not....a monday or a tuesday :|, Look up the words "weekend" and "saturday" people!! So as it stands now, i think about 3-4 us went for one movie in two months and that movie was........KANK!! Wow I cud almost wish for Harry potter Part V (then again maybe not!).
And what the hell is up people leaving college right after the lectures,

Redramatization of an average college day conversation:
"today im gonna finish at 1 o' clock so im going home at 1.30, if ure leaving at quarter to two, you will make me terribly late so I cant wait for you, even though the difference between you and me reaching home wud be abt 5 minutes!!"

Agenda no. 4 ----> Our blogs have gone extinct....(but theres still hope for dinosaurs).

Okay, last time I checked, Christine was the only one who blogged. Her blog is called Contagious Joy, and well its depressing. So well yeah its contagious, still hoping and praying about the joy part to kick in somewhere. Oscar's website, has well nothing on it.
And even when I take the time out to blog, you guys sound like bloody politicians, in other words the response to each post is....NO COMMENTS!!

Agenda No. 5 ----> No more pranks.

A recent study has shown that ever since sam left college, the number of pranks that we play on each other as well as other people has reduced to an all time low! The only thing that comes close to a 'prank' right now is "Kkahani storry kkii". So thats another thing we need to look into.
Plus we have no many good sad jokes anymore. The sad part seems to be dominant these days.
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In short if you guys dont wanna read another long winding post like this, SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!

So Here I Am Again... at Saturday, August 19, 2006

Let me begin by apologizing for not having blogged for all this while. The stat on blogger said I hadn't logged into make a post since July or something, I'm really sorry for that, I miss writing here and its not that hard to put up a post atleast once a week. Even Christine manages that with her back-breaking schedule...So I promise to atleast try to blog here more often.
Another thing I'd like to say is that, I still prefer blogger over wordpress, so if Im gonna blog its gonna be here, Oscar can do the transfer part....

Well where do I begin?
College started like a month ago with full flow and its a whole lot of fun. Unfortunately it takes up most of my time and after a day of waking up early, attending all the lectures, goin to ceto's etc, I do allow myself to be lazy and do pretty much nothing. I'm really sorry for that, I've totally cut myself off activities I enjoy the most, like going out with Velina, hanging out with the guys in IC, and of course...writing. Trust me I miss all of that, just that no one seems to have the time for it anymore and Im partly to blame too.
Though it is my third year in Wilson's, its a totally new world this year. No longer can I come to college and sit in the canteen or in and around the college without doing anything. Now there are people Im answerable to, classes that I HAVE TO attend (not like I didnt have to earlier, but attendance is too damn strict this year so cant afford to miss even the most monotonous lectures). Trust me, Im having fun in college. I love my subjects (except for FC which is Kkkhraap). Philo class brings out the thinkers in me and Oscar and Nalwalla Ma'am has taken note of that. Psychology as always never ceases to amuse (though the professor may bore a lot). We had our first lecture by Prof. Randeria and all I can say is that I have immense respect for the man. His energy levels can put some of our younger Professors to shame, his teaching is par excellence and the best thing about him is that he is very very organised and never in a foul mood. I really dont know how he manages to do that, but I have never seen him shouting at students in college. Perhaps our office staff should take a cue from him. Cant wait for more lectures by him...
In other news, I was selected for the student council as the Class representative of FYBA and now I feel like I can speak up and be heard and bring about a change for the better with the help of all my friends. Vandana is the new G.Sec of the Student's Council and I am really psyched for her. I think that with the right kind of support from the staff and the students we can bring about a much needed change in college. The rebel in me is starting to take the role of a reformer and I hope that through my efforts I can give back to college a small part of what it has given me.
Theres so many great things I've gained this year. I met new friends, I got closer to my old buddies, Im actually enjoying attending most of the lectures and not having to worry about being on the black-list and facing a pissed off teacher is so much of a relief. So far we havent had a tiff with any of our Professors (except for that incident with Mrs.Vadke, but then again she started that not me) and though going by the book may be boring at times, not having to worry about controversy gives you a whole lot of freedom as well. Im glad that so far this year the college has not been oppressive as far as rules go, I truly believe that this is the way to go because quite frankly, you cant try to discipline college students like school kids, you must treat them as grown ups (irrespective of whether they are matured or not). Thats the only way they will eventually mature, I mean how long are they gonna keep a watch on us, somewhere down the line we will have our freedom which we will be accountable for, might as well start in college which is a training ground for the real world. My spiritual growth is something that has helped me calm to a great extent. Im really glad that I made that trip to Vaishno Devi, I certainly came back a different person. I know that all of us still dont agree as far as faith goes, but the heartening fact is that all of us have strong faith in God. What our interpretation of God is maybe different, but any path that leads to God is good, and Im sure no one can deny that all of us have matured for the better at least a little bit. Thank God for that!
Im really thankful to God for each and every little thing: I am thankful that I have you guys as friends, though we may have our tiffs we do make it a point to apologize and I really appreciate that, I thank God for Velina, she is a friend, a partner, a confidant and so much more... and though we may seem like 'distant cousins' (ahem), its just coz I dont discuss my relationship with her that openly. But, I really do love her and so does she and we're really happy together. Only if we could meet a bit more often. Im really happy that the situation at home is cool, last year was one of the toughest testing times we saw as a family and Im glad we rose and overcame that. Its great to see my bro (who at one point lived by his own standards) as a responsible,settled guy. His fiancee is really good person and I cant wait till she becomes a part of our family.
I know that college life and the PUKAR project are leaving very little time for other things, but give us sometime and you'll see the fruits of our efforts. Im sure that all that attending will benefit us one way or the other. So even though theres so many things that I cant do now theres tonnes of things that Im thankful for...
Thank God and Thank each and everyone mentioned in this post,
You make it all worth it at the end of the day...
Pazz

God Bless Mumbai at Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Im still in disbelief and the gravity of the situation hasnt sunk in as of yet. I mean I took two trains today, I was in one at 4.00 pm. My juniors cud have been in there. Binoys dad was one compartment away from disaster but he's safe. Im lookin at the pictures on TV and I have this emptiness inside right now. I pray for all those affected, coz right now, thats about all I can manage to do. Thank God we were all safe at the time terror struck our city.May eternal justice prevail and the guilty rot in hell!

Stand Above The Crowd at Sunday, July 02, 2006

I've been listening to Three Days Grace a lot these days. Their new album One-X is really well done and I can relate to most of the lyrics on it. I was really mad at what took place in college on Friday, and was worried about the effect it would have on the college's reputation. And that's when I heard the title track of the album 'One-X'. Adam Gontier sang his heart out on that one, and the chorus in particular pumped me up. Adam sang.......

'We are the ones,
We get knocked down,
We get back up,
And stand above the crowd,
We are one!'

Hell yeah! The last few days have been a test of character for every single soul at Wilson College. Not one but two professors were arrested but thankfully both were bailed out that very night. The incident may have caught us off guard, it may have shaken us, but we fended it off gracefully. We can take many positives out of this incident.
Firstly, we showed to the world that no one messes with Wilson College and gets away with it. We showed them all that we are willing to stick our necks out for the college. And most importantly we showed them that WE ARE ALIVE AND KICKING!
Not even the NSUI will dare to mess with the college again. Wheres Sadaf Aboli now? And whatever happened to his 'mission of awakening the common man'? He woke the common up all right. Now everyone knows what kind of people are at the helm of the NSUI(like we didn't already). Another great thing that happened as an after effect of Friday was that our Principal Dr.Sirwaiya showed everyone that he isnt a push-over. His decision to shut the college down until justice was achieved showed us all that he is someone to be taken seriously. In my opinion this is the highlight of his stint as the Principal of Wilson College.
Wilson College is changing at a good speed. And its changing for the better. And as we all know change is always opposed. I feel honored to be a Wilsonian at this point of time. We are a part of a revolution here, a revolution that will take Wilson's right to the top. And I'm gonna do everything in my power to make sure that we do.
Whatever the outcome of this incident, I'm sure we'll come out stronger than ever.
Note to the world: We don't get lost in the background, WE STAND ABOVE THE CROWD, WE ARE ONE!!

WILSON COLLEGE UPDATES at Sunday, July 02, 2006

As you read this post, another student has complained against Prof. Athawale for molestation. The student is unnamed as of now and she is from SYJC. This is gonna be Mumbai Mirrors front page story for tomorrow. In other news, Shriya claims that she is still Wilsonian. Whoopie!!! Now Dr.Sirwaiya can expel her!!!!
I think that the NSUI and ol'whatshisname should be dealt with once and for all. Well at least ol'whatshisname. Come Monday somethings gotta give. I have a gut-feeling something will happen, and Im not gonna miss it for the world!
Power to Wilson's!

Lets Start A Riot...Riot... at Sunday, July 02, 2006

Mr.Athavale is one of the most excellent persona of our college as a professor of zoology . The charge of molested against him is preposterousness Shriya behaved in college is definitely a no-brainer. Ask any wilsonian who has been around for more than 2 years in the college and they will definitely reply the same. Hats off to all the students who acted in time and came out in support for our respected prof. The NSUI goons entered college without permission and dragged him out. He wasn't even arrested by the police. These guys should and were charged with unlawful entry and assembly. But where were the police when the college needed them? Why didn't they answer their phone calls? The NSUI SHLD BE CHARGED WITH LIBEL AND DEFAMATION OF OUR COLLEGE!!!- Oscar Varghese
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Firstly no one seems to notice the fact that this all started with Mr.Athavale talking to her about the objectionable clips found on her mobile phone. It is crystal clear that this was an instant cover up done 10 months ago so that she wouldn't get reprimanded at home.
Secondly it doesnt take long to see that the whole fiasco was staged.Its concluded by the following evidences.
-> She confessed to the media that she had tipped various medias about the incident. Now who would want to do that unless they had specific goals in their minds,say sabotage and definition?
-> Her answer to the question "why were you quiet for so long " is " I WAS SCARED AS I AM TOO YOUNG FOR ALL OF THIS!
(Then what is it with the idea of invlolving politics into it?)
When asked what she expected out of the whole drama she replied" OH I DON'T KNOW THAT IS UAPITA THE POLICE ALL WE wanted WAS TO LET THE PROFESSOR IMPROVE.
-> The college has continuously reminded everyone that the matter was resolved in 2005 and the parents were convinced that no unwanted acts were committed.
->If she was indeed sexually harassed for 10 months pray tell us how she managed to stay sane with all the pressure.
Plus as Wilsonians we intimately know the professor and he is no doubt a strict disciplinarian but also one of the most humblest in the society. I know this because my friends and I were reprimanded for lack of attendance too but he was humble and the most disciplined in all the matters related to it. It is preposterous to say that Mr.Athavale would even consider molesting a girl.
Looking at all the support he has got from the students and the authorities it is evident that he is a respected figure in the eyes of the principal and the students.

We WILSONIANS SUPPORT OUR RESPECTED PRINCIPALS DECISION IN CLOSING THE COLLEGE UNTIL THE GOVT GETS US JUSTICE> WE ARE TOTALLY WILLING TO SACRIFICE OUR TIME AND ENERGY TO THIS MATTER IN THE MOST PEACEFUL WAY NEEDED.
-Paras Sharma

The truth shall set you free.Truth being relative concept here.

Enter Tommorow, Exit Today, It's Time For The Past To Go Away. at Sunday, June 25, 2006

Let me start of by saying sorry for not posting anything for about two weeks now. We let our faithful audience down(Breaks down into Phake Tears) The Gangue Team Crew has been very busy with Indizoo India. but you're trusty ol' donkay is back to entertain you with a new post. Yesterday was our "Re-orientation" into college. The programme began with the words, "Welcome to This Orientation (Dis-Orientation rather)." There were times we cudnt stop laughing at how shoddily it was done. (FYI THERE ARE TIGERS IN WILSON COLLEGE!! For more contact Nature Club). Our new college year will start on a Wednesday (IN URE FACE MONDAY). And as one year gives way to another Id like to take this oppurtunity to look back at times gone by (This wud be like Metamorphosis of Malyalee Manav (but on a wider scale since it will focus on all ure pals in college. Not necessarily as funny as Meta though.Mebbe more mebbe less.) So join me as I time travel into the past.

Two college years have come and gone and it still feels like yesterday that we walked into college for orientation (Not yesterdays Orientation, FYJC Wise Guy!). And boy have we seen a lot go down in the last two years. Ill try to mention everything I remember from the past two years. Starting Now(ie. July 2004)
The First time I met Oscar was at the college accounts department, we were paying our fees for the first year and immediately recognised each other as Assisians(theres just something about us that gives it away). On orientation day we met Nelson(Shit Head) who was a classmate of mine from school and fellow mallu for oscar. Another guy who joined in was Avinash(Fat Ass) and of course Goregaon Uncle(Anish). This was basically our group before the 'girls' stepped in. At one point there were ten guys and no girls in our 'group' and apart from myself all the 'guys' were single so it was a pretty desperate situation there. Then fat ass fell for the Goat formerly known as Andrea. And Andrea fell for Nelson. Andrea hung out in college with only 1 girl at that time Arlette(The Cat) and Nelson fell for Arlette. The fall-out of all of this was pretty disastrous. Around the same time I was cold shouldered by everyone for about 2 months. But during this time, Arlette the cat fell for Joshua leaving Nelson heart-broken. Andrea jumped at this leaving Avinash heart broken (he actually drew broken hearts all over his notebook that said Avinash loves no-one). But then nelson turned andrea down, which left andrea heart broken. ENTER MALYALEE MANAV!!! He patched things between them and voila Nat Geo aka Nelson and Andrea were a couple. He was also instrumental in bringing Animal Planet aka. Arlette and Joshua together. End Result, Avinash thrown out and everyone realises that he was the bad guy and not me so they warm up to me.
In the meantime, I became friends with Kash, Blondie(Prapti), Vio and Velina. On friendship day all of us went to CCD (newly opened back then) and there we met Becky and Luanne (Oscar had a crush on her.....hands), they too joined us and there we were ONE HUGE GROUP. But as you know these things never last, over the next few months Nelson and Andrea were bumped off and they joined Avinash's clique (he made it to counter us). Arlette and I had a fight and never got along(Neither did the others except oscar). And all that was left was ozz,vio,vel,blondie,becky,luanne,kash and me (goregaon uncle joined in when he was in college). Sometime in the first year (read the first day of college) velina started to like me but I was not single. I was in a relationship with whats-her-name and vel made it her mission to make sure that me and whats-her-name broke up. Around the same time a girl from avinash's counter-clique called Upasana fell(and HOW!!) for me, and after the christmas holiday's velina and upasana joined forces to make sure that I got dumped. (Actually vel helped upasana 'get with' me). Upasana turned out to be well *ahem* CRAZY!! No I mean she was CRAZY, not like funny crazy, but 'Ill make a lamp shade with ure hide' Crazy!! But fortunately she left college the same year(or killed herself I hope). And that was that for year no. 1 in college.
Enter Year No.2......Luanne and Kash flunked FYJC so cross them out, and the rest of the guys threw me and Oscar out of the group so Osci and I started the year as freelancers (the exact day we parted ways with the group was the drunken disaster aka. Velina's Birthday).
One of the days early on in SYJC we met Christine, she was pestering Sam to buy her a Choco-Fudge Cornetto and Sam wudnt budge(Bless Him). We also met up with Eben. We had met him earlier, but that time we had our 'group' and so did eben. But both 'groups' were non-existent, so we started hanging out with eben (who was hanging out with Christine). Also there was Joel (we met him back in FYJC on his Birthday, he didnt know us then, but he paid for our tickets so what the heck). And thats how we entered our current "Gangue".
(That brings me to the end of the John Grisham Like Introduction).
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Our current Cast is Estaben Sanchez (Eben), Julio Macho (Joel), Fabio (Binoy), Carlos Sanchez (Oscar) and Francisco Atractivo (Yours Truly the Donkay).
Our Suppoting Cast is
Chaddi (Christine Jhoni), Sam, Marc(He sang to me) Anthony, Chadda(Justin), Adley Lopes (A.Lo) and Amiel Lopes (WWAD),Vandie Man (Vandana), Karkada (Esther), Party Party (Daphne) (Dunno if thats how the name is spelt).

Memorable times from Last Year.

• Infinite times when we joked around in the canteen.
• Packawing Priyal about Bank of Baroda.(One of Sam's finest performances).
• Free Lipton Ice Tea distribution in canteen. (We gave them horrible reviews. Mine was "Tastes like Moose Piss".)
• The inaugration of the Psychology Association: Yet another memorable performance by Sam. But Marc stole the show. No he literally stole the show, he stepped in before he was supposed to and stole everyone else's lines. This left Eben and Sam no choice but to ad-lib. The most memorable quote from that play was this.......Sam: Hey are you coming with us to watch....umm......Titanic (The whole audience burst out at that).
• Working for Live Wire: This was one of the most enjoyable experiences we had in the last year. This was also the time the term "Gangue Team Crew" was coined. There were jokes all over the place such as Samson feeling all happy about the responsibility he had,"V Will Rock You" and many others, but the one that caught on like the flu was Amiel's "Lets Finish Practice soon, I have pracs tomorrow).
• Christine's B'day: On this day we teased Christine like nobody's business. We did a record breaking 1 hr of back to back "Sodnaar Nahi" Jokes. Christine's b'day card was a story in itself. Sam delivered yet another great performance at Mamma Mias, with his 'Mein Bahut Pareshan Thaa......twisty straw act). But the moment that took everyone's breat away was even Christine was tugging at something/someone and her Brand new watch fell off. To this day we all remember the whole canteen shouting 'Ohhhhhhhhhhhh' in unision.
• The train rides we've had all thru the year have been another highlight: I remember one sad joke session we had on the way back home on a rainy day.(That was when I unleashed my Baburao series of sad ones. As a result I became one of the heirs to Sam's Sad Joke King Title. Other heirs are Eben, Joel and Sadley umm I mean Adley). Another one which no one can forget was "Samarth and the abbreviated Taxes" (we actually made him believe that he was liable to pay a tax called PMS!!). Also on the list of great episodes was Christine Doing a make-over on Sam (Apparently, Sam's T-section is too oily, but all thanks to christine that was taken care of).
  
• Crazy Times at Oscar's Place: A lot of stuff has happened at Oscar's place last year. Significant events are as follows:

1. Oscar realizing that he had 'a small thing' for Ishrat (Queenie. Boy Do We Miss You!!) .
2. Us realizing that Zinnia could not provide us with the blood of a virgin wench(Viking talk).
3. Us performing liposuction on oscar's *ahem* upper body with a plunger.
4. Joel scaling Oscars kitchen wall using the same plunger.
5. Us attacking Zinnia with sharp objects (Good times with weapons).
6. Oscar sharing a bed and a blankie with Zinnia (Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
7. Zinnia kissing Oscar and Eben after proudly proclaiming, "Everyone here gets a kiss".

• Harry Potter Part 4 x 2: You must be wondering Why the x2? Well at first oscar went for this movie with Zinnia, (the same day when she said, "Last time I went for a movie with a guy we were making out"). The very next day Oscar begged me to join him, Ishrat and her friend for Harry Potter. He even paid for my ticket! Throughout the movie I realized the following:

1. Harry Potter SUCKS!!
2. Sterling Theatre has a nice looking ceiling.
3. Oscar cannot flirt.
4. Oscar doesnt know that he cant flirt. (There was a time when oscar was hitting on ishrat big time and she said, "So much for modesty eh!" Oscar DID NOT GET IT!!

• Double dates at MammaMias: I got together with Velina on 22nd November last year, the same day Oscar and Ishrat hooked up. We double dated quite often at Mammamias. Boy those were good times!! Especially New years eve when I gifted oscar and ishrat flavored chapstick.

Thats about all I can recall right now. Im sure Ive missed out on a lot and Im sorry for that.
The last two years have been the best times of my life so far. Everyone's come a long way and whats cool is that we are back in Wilsons for 3 more years! So you can expect a lot more.......
Come Wednesday we start yet another epic year in Wilsons. God alone knows what we have in store for us.............
But fear not, I shall keep you posted on the ongoings,
So Until next time this is ||PazzTheWiseDonkay|| signing off,
Dont stop reading this blog (In other words Sodnaar Nahi!!)
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Yet another useless creation by the Gangue Team Crew

Carlos - I BREAK FOR NO REASON at Saturday, June 10, 2006

Things that happend on Friday.

• Broke traffic laws and got caught (woohoo) (got booked for distrupting traffic in the peak hours).Some low down constable took my papers away.So i called up the CEO of maharashtra. Aw he got me out of it no time. :| And yes I'm bragging about it too.
• The guys kept on irritating me about where I park my car and kept on pestering me to check my air-bags and my breaks. They finally shut up when I DID TEST MY BRAKES.(esp the handbrakes) and Esteban Sanchez(Eben Varghese) got a small cut on his neck cuz of the seatbelt and the sudden brake tests.

• Hit a cycle dude walking in the middle of the road who scratched my car.And we stopped only to hear him give me a lecture on how to drive my car on the OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD so that he can walk in peace.

Things that is happening now.

• Just got back from meeting Ishrat. We broke off. Yea I know your sorry.. bummer.
• Our new mexican names are.

1. Estaben Sanchez=Eben Varghese
2. Carlos Sanchez=Oscar Varghese
3. Ishrat Rawoot=Isidora Atractivo
4. Julio Macho= Joel Coelho
5. Francisco Atractivo= Paras Sharma
   
6. Celestina Apasionado=Christine Johny
7. Binoy Sam jacob =Fabio Suave
   

Long Term Stuff-

• The guys teasing me on where I park my car.

Thank You at Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Just wanna thank you for all that you have done for me during the last few days. You know who you are!

My LAST at Wednesday, June 07, 2006

I dont know how long I'm Gonna LAST.
I tried crying under my pillow last night
I wish for tears and they dont reply
Wish for friends but all i get is missed calls by
Closest ones i knew all along
And i need something strong

Something to get me thru it
Tired of all these dumwits take me for granted
Taking me for a cunt who cant reply
All I asked was to stop thinkin ; all
Cuz in the end...I dont think i can do this on my own
Cuz i aint no superman.

Sometimes you need to get out of your shell
&feel for the shit on others and tell
man i'm here for you... !
but never ever snort- I dont really care to stay

So fuck off man cuz your sad now
come back when your gay.

I dont know how long I'm Gonna LAST.
I tried crying under my pillow last night
I wish for tears and they dont reply
Wish for friends but all i get is missed calls by
Closest ones i knew all along
Locked in battle for ingenuity that sucks overall.

Sir.Zombie
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It's Obvious Aint It?

View the blog with IE or Opera at Monday, June 05, 2006

The blog template works only with Internet Explorer or Opera.-
Oscar

Got Some Issues With Bandwiths.... at Thursday, June 01, 2006

The Blog is down... i got some issues with bandwith. Sorry guys...and eben...sorry man.

Caroline And Ishrat at Monday, May 29, 2006

This is my new friend Caroline.Ishrat and caroline have been friends from school. We met her at Inorbit Malad.
This is one cool girl I would love hanging around with.
Im going to host my own site. So i need some ideas on what i should call it.
Hows mutilatedzombie.com?
No paz it cant be wisedonkay.com
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This Post Is For Pointless Waste of Time Over Comments at Monday, May 29, 2006

Hey how do u guys like the new look?
I'm trying to use a moving .gif file for the header..... sounds cool eh?

Dude this time I need to take a GOOD panaroma picture.....

Sir.Zombie
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The Crazy One

My comment on the abortion topic at Friday, May 26, 2006

I commented on ashish's blog about that abortion post, Im posting it here so
1) If the moderator of that blog chooses not to publish it, you can still see what I had to say.
2) I dint wanna look like I was doing dirty laundry in public.
Here goes......
'Let me introduce myself before I begin, Im Pazz from http://sirzombie.blogspot.com, Im a friend of eben's. Well I heard Eben and Oscar talking about this post yesterday and I wanted to have a discussion on it from neutral (or secular if you may) point of view. But the guys dismissed me saying it was a christian blog and a christian debate. But now I see Navi here and I must say I agree with a lot of what he has to say. Especially the part about non-christians not being your target audience here, but now since theres people like Navi and myself here visiting,readingand interacting with the blog what do we do? Neither side will step back if they were to argue so in order to maintain peace and decorum what do we do? We call it a truce,saying you have your views I have mine lets just respect that and not argue, well Ive been there and done that truckloads on my blog and frankly the issue ends up nowhere (except for the archives). I dont intend to barge into your blog with my views and opinions, I respect the christian faith with all my heart, but honestly sometimes I feel that in the quest of being biblically correct my christian friends trample upon my beliefs. We've had lots of arguements on issues like music, where my christian friends said that secular music was promoting a message that was against their faith so they stopped listening to it and instead listen to christian music, but when I asked about what was wrong with secular music that doesnt even have anything to do with christianity I was told it was okay for me to listen to it because I'm not christian. Now I respect the fact that they didnt try to impose their faiths on me but then in a way they were also saying, "You can do what you want to do, but we think its wrong."
I have been told that Christ is the only way to salvation and every other religion (including mine) will lead me to eternal disappointment. I dont intend to do dirty laundry in public here (I will post this comment on my blog too). This discussion says that in the secular world we can have our faiths and believe what we want to, and if someone believes something else we should respect that. So in other words if any of the material here offends me I have to respect it because it is the bloggers faith(and I do respect that). But then again the faiths of others need to be kept in mind as well, merely saying this is a christian blog which isnt meant for non christian doesnt cut it with me. Isnt that differentiating between christians and non-christians? Also if you dont cater to non believers arent you shutting yourself from potential believers. Isnt christianity for everyone? My christian friends always tell me that is their duty to spread the word of christ to everyone, but by saying that non christians arent your target audience arent you negating that?
If abortion was a christian issue, I would not have commented on this in the first place, but the fact is that abortion happens everywhere, be it among christians and non christians. While you might say that its okay if a non-christian aborts a fetus, you also say that the woman is murderer according to christianity. And I dont mind being aggressive about ones faith, I am passionate about things like that too, but like navi said, blocking the path to abortion centres is denying someone the choice to do what they want. Dont tell me, you are going to block only christians and let non-christians go ahead. I know this comment can be shot down easily, but Im not trying to argue here.
Now some of you may have friends who went ahead with abortions (possibly christians) and you are still friends with them, but then again you still agree with them and look at them as wrong-doers.
In other words, if you intend to deal with a gigantic issue such as abortion, you need more than just a christian point of view to deal with it. Whats biblically correct may be sufficient for you but to deal with the whole issue (not just the christian part of it) you need to look beyond your boundaries.
That is only if you want to deal with the non christian part of the issue. If not you should specify that you do not wish to deal with the non-christian part.
Once again I would like to apologize for commenting here as this blog isnt aimed at my kind, but come to think of it, the world dont move to the beat of just one drum.
With love,
Pazz'
There you have it quote unquote.