Its a normal Indian household.........kids sittin in front of TV watchin crap........Mom yellin at them to do their homework.........dad chillin with a newspaper..............and then it happens.................moms favorite daily soap starts.....
all hell breaks loose...............mom,dad,kids hell even the family dog wants the remote.............finally after a few hard belan shots mom gets the remote and everyone sits down with their tails between their legs.............
Enter the Indian TV Bahu Decked up with 5 kgs of make up,jewellery and designer saree included........someone in the family has just met with an accident..........the bahu cries buckets of tears (plz note tht her eye liner,mascara et al are still in place)
One by one she tells everyone in the house abt the accident..........they give shocked cum constipated looks of disbelief at the camera ( every expression shown thrice in slo-mo). the whole motley crew rushes to the hospital to check on their loved one..........(Mee Mumbaikar Mee Marathoner)
everyone in the family (rite frm the gardener to the kaamvali bai) gangs up on the doctor.....
The doctor (who is a junior artist in a lab coat) says something to this effect, "Mubarak ho ladka hua hai!!"
at this point of time the whole cast displays an array of constipated,wooden yet heart-rending and mind-bending expressions...........
Suddenly the script writer hurls the correct dialogue sheet at the "Doctor" the doctor then apologizes for his folly and says, "oh maaf kijiye ga.......tht was the last episodes lines........Oh yes.....heres my line for the day................Unhe dava ki nahi dua ki zaroorat hai".
the bahu gives out a banshee scream......................"Naheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
theres thunder and lightining in the background score (Mom watchin the serial at home starts praying for the beloved character............the kids yell , "Change the stupid channel ma....." 2 tight slaps later they quieten..........even dad silently gives in )
the whole cast rushes to the ward where the 'accident victim' is as if its a stall at a carnival............only to realise tht their loved one aint even there.
Suddenly they all realise............wait a sec our son lives in the USA!
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Another quality daily soap by ekta kapoor (boo hoo hoo wasnt it touchin)
22 comments:
Dude u forgot the mind numbing rythm that these arses play in the background everytime theres a slo-mo of a scene( min 5 times).
P.S Then Theres the scene of the Mum Crying and Empathising with the Bahu.
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You knw!
dudes u rock. keep up the good work. but tell me r u in any way related to da popular zimbly-underground paper of wilson
dude............for the last time!!
NO!! WE ARE NOT WRITING THT PAPER!!
if we was wudnt this be on zimbly's website instead of here!
Oh come on man !!!
For The Last Time We ARE NOT IN ANYWAY RELATEd TO THE ZIMBLY.
Juust Because i linked that stupid site doesnt mean i like it or somethin!
I HATE THEM!
you guys eat my head in college,in mah hood in my house and now you;ve even bloddy reached my darned blog!
Gimme a break!
For some reason ur denial seems too made up. Aww come on n own up. U r writin dat paper. i can see it in ur writin style.
yea rite.....you come in as anonymous and say tht we ain't ownin up!
Amuse yourself with tht thought as much as you want.......we cudnt careless what ppl say....
If u like whats written on this blog feel free to read and comment on it......we have no interest in replying pointless accusations so......FYI hence forth if u accuse us of doing sommit we didnt.....ure posts will go unanswered!!!
man u guys take stuff wat too seriously. chill out dude. if u dont wanna admit it, its fine, im not pushin ya.
whoever you are.......just enjoy the blogs k........dun waste ure time on pointless stuff like this...we dont write it and so theres nothing to admit there....
Blimey, this blog is even more fun than the Quidditch tournament. i showed it to the dark lord and he was hysterical with laughter. the death eaters were pretty mad though. they wanted him to fulfill the prophecy!!!
[sigh] Harry Potter now!!!
Geez this just doesnt stop does it?
Oi Hari Puttar you dont wanna post stuff wit that name , i mean look at me i've got nothin against ya.But with WiseDonkay you mighta have a lil bit of problem ... you see he hated Harry Potter:The Goblet Of Fire.
Oh beleve me i would know. I paid for his damned ticket(not that im complaning donkay)he sat there in the theatre looking at the damned roof for 45 mins!!!!
Just that dude(puttar) if u get dissed or somethin dont blame me.He hates anythin and everything to do with Harry Potter.
Sir.Zombie
[tsk tsk tsk what a waste oh well............]
Who wont hate that movie? Tell me who the fuck will go to watch harry fucking potter man.
Fuck Harry Potter.
I Totally agree with Wisedonkay( cool name btw you came up wit it?)
Fuckin Potter Bah!
Uhh dude NO Cussin On MeBlog.
DO NOT CUSS/SWEAR Etc On Me Blog.
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Sir.Zombie
well my frnds thot t'wud be a nice way to call me a smart ass so the name wisedonkay but i since i loved shrek i went along with the name :D
(Chases Harry Potter Arnd With His Own Jhadoo)
This time ure on my turf geek-burger
muhahahahahahaa
yo dudes, sodnaar nahi
i ridin on mowgli to com n bust ur asses.
ok so maybe u wont admit to writin da zimbly, but i still think its u. u dont hav to answer my posts. that wont change anythin
Whatever Man. And dont think that posting comments here using Amit's Name is gonna change anything.
I dont have anything agaisnt Amit Naik.
Dont see why anyone should.
Amen.
well said zomb.........well everyones entitled to their own opinions.......you have yours we have ours.......just because they dont concur doesnt mean we gotta fight over tht..........
as for the amit naik username well whoever it is, is lookin for the wrong things in the wrong places just like our anonymous frnds here.....who by the way shud stop hiding.......seriously buddy we dont bite!!
as far as our writing style being compared to zimbly's id say its totally wrong........we write way better than them.......but we knw what and where and how stuff shud be written..........we are writin for your entertainment and ours too we dont wanna defame ppl like those guys do......plz put this shit to rest.....we aint got nothing against the anonymous guy but dont give us a reason man.......we gave u our word on it and u dint agree with it thts ure matter and we respect tht but on the other hand we too have asked you not to pointlessly accuse us for it.....and we'd appreciate it if u honored our request! and if u havent been noticed this is as nice and as politically correct i can be when someones trying to tick me off....in other words.........THIS IS THE LAST CIVIL REPLY THAT YOU WILL EVER RECIEVE FROM ME ON THIS ISSUE SO BUGGER OFF!!
the last post had many typos sorry guess i was just pissed!!
so ur seriously not writing da paper???
ok dude... get this straight.
NO WE ARE NOT WRITING THE PAPER> CAPIChE?
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