21.00 Hrs.
Another shit soap by Ekta Kapoor.(BITCH)
Dad is sitting on the laptop. Mum switches on the T.V. He flinches. It's that time again. He goes in to see what his eldest son is doin. Rock Music. Oh well i bet klash-bang-klang-bang is better than Kittu Sab Janti Hai.( Kittu Knows Everything)
[Ha bet she does, bitch can't decide whether she has to get married and make life hell or get to work,get molested and make life hell]
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There she is Kittu(what kinda name is kittu? Who name their kid Kittu? Heck did her parents hate her when she was born or sommit?)
Scene at home.
Kittu is on the phone with her boyfriend.
Kittu : Raj will you meet me today after work?
Raj : Kyon Nahi Kyon Nahi.......theatre mein tanatan nau se baara phillum lagi hai 'Roshni Ki Jawani' aati kya
Kittu : Oh dahling really?
Raj : Sachi! Uske baad we'll go and eat phalooda frm the roadside ice cream wala.
Kittu : Oh i love you soooo much!!! (oh bother)
Raj :Hamesha bolti ho I love you kabhi kuch kar ke bhi to dikhao
Kittu: Nahi Raj mummy naa bolti hai!!
Raj: Teri Maa Kaa!
Kittu: Slaps Raj Thru the fone (thrice)
Scene#2 at work.
Kittu : Sir I finished editing the report on .................
Her boss as usual tries to flirt with her and wants to sleep with her. ( according to Exta Kapoor all the Bosses are trying to have sex with a female collegue everyday)
Kittu being the Bhartiya Nari( no fellow mallu thendi's this aint in malayalam) refuses polietly.
Mom is complaning to dad about how the Corp world works now. Dad couldn't care less. 3/4 of the women collegues where he works are gay and the rest are just ugly. Youngest son tries to change the channel. Mom slaps him again. Dad opens his mouth to protest only to get a * dont-gimme-that-shit* look. Dad gives up.
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Kittu is going back home with her Boyfriend ..... but unfortunately they are having a big argument about what is more important to her in life.
Kittu : Of course I love you darling [plays with her hair. This gets quite irritating when you can actually count the dandruff falling off]
Raj: No you dont.... YOu ... you ( this guy cant act for nuts ) [ frustrated cuz he cant act for nuts]
you have to decide right now. [ crappy music]
Kittu : Decide what? [ more crappy music]
Raj : What is more imp. Me or your job!
[ MORE CRAPPY MUSIC WITH KITTU LOOKING IN HORROR IN SLOW MO -X4 times]
She cant answer so she goes home crying to mommieeeee..
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Back at home mom is crying in front of the T.V
End of episode-34.
Mom is sobbin and goes to switch to Kohinoor! ( a legendary search for the Kohinoor Diamond in India)(Ekta Kapoor claims that The Kohinoor Diamond is still in India.And the one that the Brits have is a fake)
[ yeah rite and the Amerikans Landed on the moon.]
Oh brother!
Sir.Zombie
1 comments:
hey mallu kundi
who are you
stop fooling around
the curiosity's killing me
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