Caroline And Ishrat at Monday, May 29, 2006

This is my new friend Caroline.Ishrat and caroline have been friends from school. We met her at Inorbit Malad.
This is one cool girl I would love hanging around with.
Im going to host my own site. So i need some ideas on what i should call it.
Hows mutilatedzombie.com?
No paz it cant be wisedonkay.com
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This Post Is For Pointless Waste of Time Over Comments at Monday, May 29, 2006

Hey how do u guys like the new look?
I'm trying to use a moving .gif file for the header..... sounds cool eh?

Dude this time I need to take a GOOD panaroma picture.....

Sir.Zombie
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The Crazy One

My comment on the abortion topic at Friday, May 26, 2006

I commented on ashish's blog about that abortion post, Im posting it here so
1) If the moderator of that blog chooses not to publish it, you can still see what I had to say.
2) I dint wanna look like I was doing dirty laundry in public.
Here goes......
'Let me introduce myself before I begin, Im Pazz from http://sirzombie.blogspot.com, Im a friend of eben's. Well I heard Eben and Oscar talking about this post yesterday and I wanted to have a discussion on it from neutral (or secular if you may) point of view. But the guys dismissed me saying it was a christian blog and a christian debate. But now I see Navi here and I must say I agree with a lot of what he has to say. Especially the part about non-christians not being your target audience here, but now since theres people like Navi and myself here visiting,readingand interacting with the blog what do we do? Neither side will step back if they were to argue so in order to maintain peace and decorum what do we do? We call it a truce,saying you have your views I have mine lets just respect that and not argue, well Ive been there and done that truckloads on my blog and frankly the issue ends up nowhere (except for the archives). I dont intend to barge into your blog with my views and opinions, I respect the christian faith with all my heart, but honestly sometimes I feel that in the quest of being biblically correct my christian friends trample upon my beliefs. We've had lots of arguements on issues like music, where my christian friends said that secular music was promoting a message that was against their faith so they stopped listening to it and instead listen to christian music, but when I asked about what was wrong with secular music that doesnt even have anything to do with christianity I was told it was okay for me to listen to it because I'm not christian. Now I respect the fact that they didnt try to impose their faiths on me but then in a way they were also saying, "You can do what you want to do, but we think its wrong."
I have been told that Christ is the only way to salvation and every other religion (including mine) will lead me to eternal disappointment. I dont intend to do dirty laundry in public here (I will post this comment on my blog too). This discussion says that in the secular world we can have our faiths and believe what we want to, and if someone believes something else we should respect that. So in other words if any of the material here offends me I have to respect it because it is the bloggers faith(and I do respect that). But then again the faiths of others need to be kept in mind as well, merely saying this is a christian blog which isnt meant for non christian doesnt cut it with me. Isnt that differentiating between christians and non-christians? Also if you dont cater to non believers arent you shutting yourself from potential believers. Isnt christianity for everyone? My christian friends always tell me that is their duty to spread the word of christ to everyone, but by saying that non christians arent your target audience arent you negating that?
If abortion was a christian issue, I would not have commented on this in the first place, but the fact is that abortion happens everywhere, be it among christians and non christians. While you might say that its okay if a non-christian aborts a fetus, you also say that the woman is murderer according to christianity. And I dont mind being aggressive about ones faith, I am passionate about things like that too, but like navi said, blocking the path to abortion centres is denying someone the choice to do what they want. Dont tell me, you are going to block only christians and let non-christians go ahead. I know this comment can be shot down easily, but Im not trying to argue here.
Now some of you may have friends who went ahead with abortions (possibly christians) and you are still friends with them, but then again you still agree with them and look at them as wrong-doers.
In other words, if you intend to deal with a gigantic issue such as abortion, you need more than just a christian point of view to deal with it. Whats biblically correct may be sufficient for you but to deal with the whole issue (not just the christian part of it) you need to look beyond your boundaries.
That is only if you want to deal with the non christian part of the issue. If not you should specify that you do not wish to deal with the non-christian part.
Once again I would like to apologize for commenting here as this blog isnt aimed at my kind, but come to think of it, the world dont move to the beat of just one drum.
With love,
Pazz'
There you have it quote unquote.

Best Captions Contest at Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Now you dont have to be a rocket scientist for this, just give the weirdest captions you can to these five random images. All right?
Here we go..........

Number 1

Number 2

Number 3

Number 4

And my Favorite...Number 5.

I believe I can fly.... I believe I can touch the sky....... at Tuesday, May 09, 2006

I don’t believe in rebellion. It sucks ass.

I don’t believe in casting votes. They are rigged anways.

I don’t believe in you son. Cuz you never believed in yourself.

I don’t believe in lying. I know it's hard to accept the truth, but the truth it is, and accept it, you must.

Believe in what you must. But I still don’t believe anyway!

Sir.Zombie
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It's OBVIOUS AINT IT?

The Voice Inside My Head. at Tuesday, May 09, 2006

I don’t quite know what it is that makes me write like this, but the feeling is beyond words. It takes me in like a trance, a different level of thinking altogether. All I know is that its something beyond my understand, something I cannot comprehend no matter how much I learn about heaven and hell and so on and so forth, its something I cannot describe no matter how well I word it. The same feeling is taking over me at this point, it’s happened twice before, once when I wrote ‘Introspection’ the other was when I was going on a pilgrimage to Goddess Vaishno Devi’s Shrine in Jammu in March. This isn’t about religion, it isn’t about the goddess herself, nor did it take place at her shrine, it was a good 3-4 kms away from it in the cramped backseat of a car in cold weather (a lot colder than I am used to). Yet there was a feeling of calm, a soothing feeling, almost as if I was at peace with the world.

I have grown a lot in the last year in terms of personality and spirituality.I have been very confused, restless and curious about things like God, life, after life, heaven, hell, karma, monotheism and the likes. The highest point in this phase would be the time when I did my ‘Introspection’ blog, my friends thought I was losing it, some thought I was finding my ‘savior’ and what not. The Gita, the Bible and various other religion related things gave me a part of what I needed to know but there was still a whole lot of unanswered questions in my head. And in that very cramped backseat I got the answers to the questions that I thought would never be answered.

I felt that I didn’t even know who I was, why I was born and what my purpose was. There were times I’d look myself in the mirror and ask would I recognize myself in a crowd? The answers came in the same fashion as the questions.

The voice inside began, ‘You’ll know who you are soon enough, there’s a purpose for you, you are a vital piece of the massive jigsaw puzzle that is the universe, there’s a reason why you are made so, and there is a reason why you were born where you were, there is a pattern that you take forth, and for that pattern to move ahead you must be what you are. Life isn’t about a bunch of randomly selected genes thrown together to make a combination, it is a journey that you take with me. I am not your master, I am your friend, I am walking with you not watching over you, I bought you here to teach you something, everywhere you go, I go with you. There are things I will need to show you, and there are other things I need you to see for yourself, but rest assured that nothing happens without my consent.
Everything happens for a reason, some things offer a momentary gain others a loss, but in the end, it shapes you into the form I want to see you in. Do not however think that you are tied down by my plan, destiny is only a part what you will be, it is like a destination, and how you get there is for both of us to see. I am with you, I am besides you, and I am a part of you. I love you like no other has. Call me what you may, I recognize you, your disguises don’t conceal who you really are. Actions do not have significance here as you do nothing without my consent; sometimes I let you have your will sometimes I make you reconsider it, but its all to teach you something. There are some things that you will learn easily, others will seem irrelevant to you for ages, but you must go through them to know what they are. I have not sent you away from my abode, I have come along with you to take you places and show you things so that you may realize your truth. But for the truth to make sense to you, there are things you must see and learn for yourself.
Not everyone understands the same thing in the same way. That is why, the uniqueness exists. If you were just like the rest what would be the point of you being born? You have your own place, always did and always will. If I started to bundle people as good or bad, what am I God for? Everyone has a destination, a destination that they will reach eventually. There are things you need to learn from the world, and there are things the world needs to learn from you. If it was just me telling the same thing to each individual, that would be brainwashing and not learning. That is why you meet other people, so they can teach you and be taught themselves, which is why you communicate. You are not alone here and you never will be. The same goes for everyone else. I am where you want to find me. You may think I am here, while that isn’t a lie, it is also true that I am everywhere else.
How do you think I am talking to you right now? Do you truly think it is your unconscious mind? Even if it was your unconscious mind, what do you think triggered it? An electrical impulse? What do you think that electrical impulse was? A fluke or a well planned move? Am I the person who you hear about in temples, churches and mosques? Yes I am! If you go to any of those places you will find me. But if you go away from it to your routine life I still am with you, who do you think gave you this routine life? Everyday is a lesson, it isn’t a bunch of random happenings, some of it will make sense to you, the others won’t because not every lesson is meant for you. Not every thing is aimed at you. I know there is something you are looking for, something that will complete you, and to be honest I cannot wait till you find that thing, for then you will truly understand each and every thing that happened to you.
You need not know everything, but I will tell you all that you need to know and all that you ask me for. If anyone else asks me to do the same I will do that for them too. To each his own. I am your creator, I am the immortal being that lives inside of you, I am the voice that is speaking to you. Notice how I speak in your own voice, in your own lingo. I do that for everyone else too. That means that everyone else is different and I am the same! No matter where you call out to me from, no matter what language it is, I can still understand you and always hear you. And though I stop speaking to you right now, I will return.
If you need me you know where to find me. I am at this shrine and every other place you go to. Just like everything else, there is a reason why I told you what I just did, and there is a reason why you will do things you do after I tell you this. You have a long way to go, a lot to see, a lot to show others, and there far too many things that we shall experience together. Is this the end of a chapter in your life? It may well be, but then again isn’t everyday the first day of the rest of your life? Like I said earlier, you are a part of a pattern, a pattern that stretches farther anything you can comprehend, so I tell you only as much as you can comprehend, but fear not I will never leave you unsatisfied, I will satiate your curiosities no matter what they are. Don’t worry about where you are headed, I know it and soon enough you will too!’

Are You Mallu Enough? at Saturday, May 06, 2006

Welcum. We have compiled a small survey to determine the 'mallu'ness of a person. So keep a pen and pad ready. answer truthfully and keep a calculator ready! At the end determine your scores and your 'mallu'ness.

Q1. Do you think fried bananas are yum?

1. A.Of course.
2. B.Is it the same as Banana Chips?
3. C.Sometimes.
4. D.If I’m dying of hunger I can pass it off as a chocolate bar.

Q2. How many last names do you have?

1. A.1
2. B.More than 1
3. C.Dunno coz can’t pronounce it.
4. D.None

Q3. Describe your ideal man or woman?

1. A.Tall Dark and Handsome/ Latina 36-24-36
2. B.Boy/girl next door type
3. C.No ideal man or woman coz my parents will choose him\her for me
4. D.A homely south Indian youth with a job in the gelff!

Q4. What’s your favorite channel on TV?

1. A.God TV
2. B.MTV
3. C.Discovery travel and living
4. D.Asianet

Q5. Do you constantly differentiate yourself from other communities?

1. A.I don’t exactly know what I am, its so damn confusing
2. B.Who gives a damn
3. C.No coz people know I’m superior
4. D.Call me a madrasi and Ill kill you where you stand

Q6. Would you date a guy/gal with a name which sounds like Liju/lintu/liju/achu?

1. A.Are these even names?
2. B.of course not these are lower caste names
3. C.What’s in a name?
4. D.Achacha and amachi will be sooo proud of me!

Q7. Are you related to all the members in your community?

1. A.What kind of question is this? I will tell my elder cousin brother on my father’s uncle's side to hit you.
2. B.Some of them
3. C.All Indians are my brothers and sisters
4. D.I try to stay as far as possible from my relatives

Q8. A catastrophe is:

1. A.Dooms day
2. B.Famine
3. C.Sambhar without potatoes
4. D.Death of Mohanlal

Q9. How many relatives do you have in the Gelff?

1. A.None
2. B.What is this place you keep referring to!
3. C.As an NRI in the UAE I find this question racist!
4. D.I’ll have to call my Achacha and answer this question

Q10. Do you think it is socially acceptable to wear a lungi in public?

1. A.What do you think I am? A doodhwala?
2. B.what the hell is a lungi?
3. C.My dad wears one at home but that’s as far as it goes
4. D.The problem with the world is that teenagers today like to wear pants!

Q11. What does 'Ninte ammente thala' mean?

1. A.Hey you’re just making up gibberish!
2. B.Badly written French
3. C.some madrasi language
4. D.Samarth samarth! Personal attack!!!

Q12. It’s sat. evening you got nothing to do, you’re friends call you to hang out. You.......

1. A. Ask them time and place!
2. B. You’re already out there
3. C. Would rather spend weekends relaxing at home
4. D. Ask mom who denies and tells you to ask dad who tells you to ask mom!

Q13. An ideal vacation would be:

1. A. A trip to a tropical paradise/virgin islands
2. B. Hill Station
3. C. Church Camp
4. D. Back home at your uncles daughters, moms aunties place in Kerala

Q14. What’s your favorite movie?

1. A. Meet the Parents
2. B. Anything with Mohanlal/Rajkumar/Mamooty/Rajnikanth in it
3. C. Anything good
4. D. Too many to name

Q15. Do you know what a spatula is?

1. A. Of course I do (it’s the big spoon isn’t it?)
2. B. that thing where you spit
3. C. Don’t know but still going for HM
4. D. Flattened Tarantula

Scoring

Q1- A.10 B.5 C.7 D.2

Q2- A.2 B.5 C.10 D.7

Q3- A.2 B.5 C.7 D.10

Q4- A.7 B.5 C.2 D.10

Q5- A.5 B.2 C.7 D.10

Q6- A.2 B.7 C.5 D.10

Q7- A.10 B.7 C.5 D.2

Q8- A.5 B.2 C.10 D.7

Q9- A.5 B.2 C.7 D.10

Q10- A.5 B.2 C.7 D.10

Q11- A.2 B.5 C.7 D.10

Q12- A.5 B.2 C.7 D.10

Q13- A.5 B.2 C.10 D.7

Q14- A.5 B.10 C.7 D.2

Q.15- A.7 B.5 C.10 D.2

Results

1. Less than 60- You are to Mallus what George bush is to rock music! Though it is good not be mallufied, try not to be racist (especially if u live in a place where mallus are in a majority)
2. 61 to 90 - You have a good balance between your normal side and Mallu side. However this puts you in the gray area and therefore you are condemned to hell. So live your life to the fullest NOW.
3. 91 to 120- you’re not a hardcore Mallu yet, there’s still hope for you, though you’re leaning on the white side there’s still a bit of black on you so technically are gray too! Hence you are on the damned side as well!! The choice is yours! Be a white Mallu (there’s no such thing all mallus are black) or be happy and g(r)ay.
4. More that 120- Welcome to the MVM club i.e. The Mallu Velya Makri Club. There’s no escaping it. You’re a Mallu through and through and have most probably gotten a score of 150. The good news is you aren’t in the gray but I guess that’s the silver lining to your gray, I mean black cloud. You win a candle light date at Sheikh Al Wahab Fruit Salad Menon's Cafe in Yemen with Liju/Achu, where u will be a served a meal that consists of Sambhar (with potatoes of course) rice, fried bananas, jack fruits and coconut water for drinks! Goongraajulazens! Tenju berry muj for taking this survey.

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The Brokeback Therapy at Friday, May 05, 2006

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Sir.Zombie
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Nothin matters.