Here we go..........
Number 1
Number 2
Number 3
Number 4
And my Favorite...Number 5.
Helicopters in the bathroom
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Around 11 pm on the 15th of June 1990, my mother woke me up in the vigorous
fashion that she used to.
"Wake up Sidin wake up wake up wake up wake up. Eno...
6 years ago
69 comments:
Last Image= U need Fries with tat m'aam?
thats disgusting..
the poor lady...
i cant think of a single caption........
and you still havent added me as a link.. how rude.
i didnt coz i didnt know how to..
your directions are way too complicated..
Christine the last lady is not poor, in fact that photo-op may have made her a few hundred dollars richer, anyways we didnt include u as a link so phar because neither did we get chockies nor my donkay!
Thrue Thrue
oscar got his..
hmph!!!!
oh n ozz did you check out impassionedimperfections after your comment..
hahahahah. i was laughing sooo much..
i still havent figured out how to put up photos on the blog.
but i managed to add you guys as links... all by myself
Yea i did. lol
I cannot believe this.
you dont add me as a link but you add Ashish???!!???!!!!
you dont even know the guy. you know ME for atleast a year.
I simply cannot believe this.
he's eben's cousin, not yours!!!!
what an insult!!
this is me. too lazy to sign in..
but still pretty mad at you.
oye u mean person...prrrrr. heheheh
oh btw u know whts LONG...the malyalee manav thing...though that was absolutely HILLARIOUS... i swear i almost fell off my chair.... :))
Thats the biography of Oscar (over the course of the last two years)i.e. From the time we met in college in June 2004 to April 2006, co-written by me and joel aka virtualchameleon, what u see on the blog is just half of it, Ill put the rest up.
Oh I forgot to mention, this was the gift me and joel gave oscar on his 18th b'day. BTW I put the complete file up so now you can view the whole bio of oscar!
HOW NICE![grits his teeth]
Oh adn you look cute. No I aint making a move on you.
2 reasons.
1. I cant flirt
2. Im seeing someone.
3. Trust me you dont wanna know the third one.
Three warnings for sheila:
1) Oscar doesnt erm how do I say this oh yea 'self-pleasure' (boy thats awkward to post) , he has a substitute for that......lying.
2) You must have probably read that oscar has a unique superpower.
3) Oh and number three is that he managed to goof up ure name. he called it something like 'shee liya'
Ok tats it no more donkay biscuts for you.
Now u know why i am so insecure..... its all becyz of my enemies.[ better knwn as close friends]
Dude I have officially LOST my super-powers.
Umm.... My dog ate it.
In this case the dog being my kid-brother.[ dont look at me like that christine im being nice]
and sis tell them I dont watch PORN anymore.... they just wont listen
STOP HITTING ON HER!!!!!!!
Yes scream it out to the world!!!! her name!! Man you are SOOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!
[ pissed now]
i told u i aint hittin on her. just cuz i find someone cute dont mean that im hittin on her!!!
SANDPEOPLE!!!!!
i wanan knwo the third reason!!!!!
third reason why he cant flirt with u is he doesnt know how to say ure name, now plzzz can we have some captions here!
heyyyy ill call u "woscar"
tht sounds malu!
lol hey yeah everyone forgot about that
oh well....
what? tht was already created??...hmffffff. oh i grrrr a lot coz ..hmmmm... it just kinda says it all u know.think of a normal english word that has the same effect...i bet u cant :p
Im really constraining myself here.
woscar woscar woscar...ehheeh i just like saying it...woscar nee oru prandan (forgive my pathetic malyalam)
Man what do i have to do to make you stop?
Seriously????
Name is O-s-c-a-r
wat do u have to do, or what does she have to do *exit stage right*
man this is stupid. Getting out of hand even.... Exit Stage Right....After the fake one.
And thats how Snagellpuss says it. FOOLS!
bah! How would you knw you DONT have Cartoon Network and Boomerang.... IN ENGLISH!
u bitch u get cartoon network in english??!!? hmffff. whose snagellpuss though...i dont remember him... i thought the walligator guy said the whole exit stage crap. i do remember johny bravo though n dexter n two stupid dogs!!!! sighh! woscar if i promise to call u oscar n not woscar can i come home to watch cartoons in english? please? :p
hey sure u can come over. But if oyur abusing me be POLITICALLY CORRECT, girl.
that is only if you stop calling me woscar.
sir.zombie.
Exit Stage Right.
Alligator ripped it off from the (pink lion) snagellpuss.
btw im allowed to call u woscar coz u screwed up my name first!!! u called me sheeliya (just read that!) im appalled...hmfff
how hard is sheila anyway....s.h.e.i.l.a ...hmfffff (yes im still pissed) :p
PINK lion???? why do i not remember this guy??????? i remember PINK panther!!! whose snagellpuss?!!!!
ok fine call me woscar...but i still say your missing out a very important treaty here.
Girls are soooo slow..esp
sandpeople!!
ok girl.... u shld be banned from watching cartoons. Snagellpuss is the pink lion. Well kinda pink. Pink Panther didnt even exist in CN. It was just a comic strip.
Jeez!!!!!
Said it once...and will say it again.
Sandpeople.
40 comments and bloody no captions.
Other than mine of course
heyyyyyy how rude!!! i know pink panther wasnt on cartoon network but i HAVE seen it on tv!!!! it wasn't juat a comic strip!
ps: whts sandpeople????
Sandpeople are the people who live in sand.
e.g Christine... she is from Saudi Arabia.
heyyyyy i have one for the monkeys picture...well its not a caption exactly but doesnt it look like the monkeys r kinda zombie like n going like "woooooooooscarrrrrr woscaaaaar" (dnt kill me :p)
Right.... which bloody college are you in again?
Look if your boyfriends like really huge then im really sorry...
I think I shud say what oscars trying to hide. In the interest of whats right, theres something u shud know sheila. Ill let oscar tell you what it is :D
but im not a sand person!!!! ive lived in mumbai all my life!
Ok fine...your not a sandperson. Paras.... can i see you outside my house for a moment?
Goddamn this post has almost as many comments as malyalee manv. and yet no caption, o well it serves a better purpose, it will reveal what oscar is hiding!
hehehe i actually studied advertising for 3 yrs!!!!! by the end i figured i have absolutely no flair for it:) but atleast i tried!!! hmffffff
ps: what r u hiding ......
I think I hear mom calling, yesss ma Ill be right there!
*Donkay out*
---------End Message---------
It's true... i ahve been hiding something terrible from you.
I hate to admit it but...you [some text missing]
paras tell me...make my life a lil more interesting!!!!
u knw it will be better if we all chatted on Yahoo...so shall we?
u guys r just pulling my leg.....just coz i dont have christine to protect me!!!! :(
For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin--real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life.
to quote from the metamorphosis of malyalee manav, you shud hear it straight from the horses mouth
Im a donkay, so that wont cut it
Bottom line secrets are meant to be secrets. AND may u have an excellent life.
hey yeah why didnt i think of that?...sheesh chal add me...sheils_7@yahoo.com
ur just using big words to confuse me...hmfff
paras... u have to tell me...!!!
Ooooo, I know, I know. Oscar, can i tell, huh? Can i? Please! Pretty please! Pretty please with sugar on top!
okay since I have been playing too much of Notpron (an online puzzle) heres a hint in notpron style, if oscar reveals what he is hiding, it he will start getting UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Wow talk abt a twist in the tale.
She loves paaz now.
great. Im out. And Happy.
hey remember me.
me
the one who introduced you guys..
sheesh....
hey why does ur blog look different today???! anyway i still love ya..heheheh n christine dont feel left out sweetie..mwwwah
whose the new person???
Sheila meet binoy, he's safe and harmless (he isnt a perv)
heyyy binoy:)
ps: can we use a diff post to start writing comments in? this is egtting reeeally long!!!
Dude stop stealing my most irritating lines.
And yes binoy isnt the quiet guy.
[ i have no idea why he thinks he is so....]
Hes my bro ...so be nice.... and well ..yea thats about it.
P.s Im putting up a new post so that we can comment over there now.
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