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World Government- Dream or Reality? at Wednesday, January 18, 2006

World Government- Dream or Reality?

This Post is writtien By our good friend Ishrat who is one of the sandpeople.

When we wish to discuss the virtues of a ‘’World Government’’, we should be fully cognizant of what governance is.it is the act or manner of relating to the welfare and grievances of people at large by the agent dedicated by the state to do so.

As was the case centuries ago, humanity is still torn by fissiparous tendencies. Nations are falling apart. The mighty Soviet empire fell apart because it was no more than a conglomeration of states bound by sheer force. Kosovo wants to break away from Serbia. East Timor has broken off from Indonesia. Chechnya threatens to break off from Russia. What do these events signify? Do they not reveal a lot about the way these nations were governed?

What was the real problem? The reality is centered on the human perception of needs and deeds – needs of what people want or aspire and deeds of themselves and that of the ‘’others’’ among them. ‘’They’’ are different. Why? There are differences in religion, ethnic background, appearance, language, culture, political philosophy, social customs and so on. Man is still burdened with these barriers and divisions. Ethnicity gives way to composite culture. Egos clash with ethos. ‘’There cannot be a country without people and the value of land is what man makes of it’’ so said Kautilya, more than two millenniums ago. He had also declared, ‘’in the happiness of his subject lies the ruler’s happiness; in their welfare is his welfare.’’

Whenever and wherever these principles were in conflict, people have fought wars – covert or overt and nations have fallen apart.

The governments need to be responsive and representative. whenever people perceived that the government that rules those does not really represent their wishes or aspirations, they have become restive. Sectarianism sets in. in several circumstances can we even conceive a ‘’World Government’’? can we have a government- a world government- which is representative of 5 continents and more than 5 billion people? How big will the government be? Will the indutrialised and the rich nations want to part with their wealth to uplift the welfare of the poorer and less developed sections of people elsewhere? Will they let the system be fair and equitable? Even if they condescended, it will only be to colonise and subjugate with the aim of furthering their own interests. Many countries including India, have paid a very stiff price under colonial rule. Will they want to get in to another one in a different garb called ‘’World Government’’? are we so naïve to think that we will not be ruled by Americans for instance with their present economic and military might?

Nothing will entice them to give up their place of primacy in world affairs – not a world government if it means giving up their present status.

We are witnessing how the UN is being manipulated by big powers. Even as Sovereign nations, all nations are not treated equally though the UN charter gives equality to all. The UN was formed soon after the Second World War with the victorious nations becoming permanent members. Even 50 years later, those nations want to perpetuate their domination in world affairs and are opposed to reforms in the UN which can officially alter the present power equations. In Industrialised Europe, we see the divisions even now with regard to the European Union, with the UK always giving out the dissenting voice.

In Theocratic nations, secularism is anathema. In monarchist nations, democracy is taboo. In Communist China, the state prevails over the individual in all walks of life. How can we think of a world Government?

Do we want to descend into the labyrinth of utter chaos for all time to come, the deliverance from which will be possible only by a Messiah? Think about it.
You will inevitably conclude that a world government is Utopian.

Coming Up......... at Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Cant say that all this is coming up real soon, will take some time. Deadline-March.
1. World Govt-Dream/Reality?
2. A multiple blog session on religion by paz and myself.
3. More poems.
4. Why you shouldnt probably drive if you are colorblind and deaf.
5. More pics of us.
6. Inside Zombies Head With Paz trying to convince me that jumping out of a plane(those small gliders) isn't exactly "COOL"esp if i gift him mychute.
7. The Full Kill Em All Video( shot on new years eve) Starring- Zombie, Slaya , Paz ,dog and sarcastic cops with I.C colony sluts followed byI.C colony horny guys.[in no particular order]
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Celebrating 150 Years Of Indian Railways!! at Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Chal Chaiyya Chaiyya Chaiyya Chaiyya !!!

Hey Look An Empty Train!! I want the window seat!!!

Aaaaaaahhhh!! They're Singing Bhajans In There!!!

Damn It!!! He Almost Nailed That Ramp To Ramp Jump!!!

Man I Hope We Have Better Trains In The 2oth Century

Mr.Railway Minister!!! I Think It's Time To Lay Another Track!!!

Hmm Now Where The Hell Is That Train Im Supposed to Be Waving At!!!

Laloo Bhai Bihari's New Railway Ticket!! at Monday, January 16, 2006

This is the new ticket deejhined by our very own Railway Minister Laloo Prasad Yadav!!
Pleej read carephully bephore teeravelling!!
Indian Railwaje and Laloo Prasad Yadav Wishes You A Very Happy And Safe Journey.
In Case Of Death Survivors Will Be Payed Rs.500/- Each!!
Jai-Hind!Jai-Bihar!!
Remember...Jab Tak Rahega Samose Mein Aloo.....Jab Tak Rahega Jungle Mein Bhaloo.....Jab Tak Rahega Corruptionva Chaloo.......Railway Minister Rahega Laloo!!

Earth & Rain - Divya!! at Friday, January 13, 2006

Heres a Great Poem By My Friend Divya.........I'll try to get her to blog here :D :D
Without further ado.............heres the poem

She is longing

Yearning for his warmth

His desire building within

Waiting for the right moment

And there begins a drizzling foreplay

Kissing her, awakening every inch

Exploring her earthen soul

Her spirits in a frenzied joy

Sparks flying as he moans for her

Exploding inside her

Pouring every drop left of him

Flooding her in ecstasy

As he shatters onto her

Both exhale, amorously

While the whole world watches

The intoxicated lovemaking

Of Earth And Rain.

Who Moved My Cheese? at Monday, January 02, 2006

World War III!!!! WORLD WAR III

Yeah i mean who wants World Peace? I think of all the crap the stupid kids at beauty pageants wish for. World Peace. Ha. I mean seriously do u really think ur gonna get World Peace?

The World is damned anyways so rather look forward to the "End Of The World" than actually kid yourself saying "why can't we all live in peace" and what the hell is with the people and Anti-War rallies?

Dont they get it? We are all gonna die!!!! Its the end of the world. These bunch of unemployed assholes arent making things easier by holdin up a stupid sign sayin PEACE or somethin.Tell me who seriosuly thinks that terrorism is gonna stop? or that Jerusalem is gonna be declared an open city. Who eh? Do you? of course you dont you have much more things to worry about like us getting screwed on attendence. And real important stuff like who moved my cheese? WHO?

You think that the next President of the U.S.A is gonna be any better? You think Kerry could do a better job? I'll tell you somethin.... well they wont ... you know why? Cuz amerika sux. I would rather trust The Mossad with finding stuff like Who really moved my cheese? Just live life to the fullest man.... until bush is here with his " The Indians arent doin a good job of governing the country so i'm doin the same thing that i did in Iraq" policy.

P.S I think Iran is next.[No Donkay this doesnt have to do anythin with the Nostradamus prediction]

So coming back to the point anyone seen my cheese?

2006 KILL 'EM ALL!!! at Sunday, January 01, 2006

LIST OF PPLZ TO KILL IN 2006

HEY FOLKS SINCE IM REALLY PISSED OFF IM GONNA TYPE MOST OF THIS BLOG IN CAPS SOME OF IT MAY NOT BE IN CAPS but who the hell gives a fig!! IM PISSED

KILL BUSH!!! (Like Eminem Said 'Mosh....Shove........Push.......F@#K Bush)
Change The Hutch Logo (What The Hell is up with that dark pink logo!! Looks so YUCK!!)
KILL ABHIJEET SAWANT,QAZI,RUPREKHA,AASMA and the other freaks who won talent shows on TV!!
Stop That Freakin Show Called Re-Mix!!!
Kill Ekta Kapoor...........Kill Tulsi, Kill Parvati,Kill Jassi,Kill Kkusum,Kill Millee,Kill Kittu,Kill Baa Bahoo and Baby, Kill Pooja and all the other type-cast "Indian bahus"
Kill all their male co-stars!!
Kill Hrithik, Kill Shahrukh, Kill Salman,Kill Fardeen,Kill Zeyed,Kill Shahid,KILL EMRAAN HASHMI!!
MAKE SURE YOU KILL EMRAAN HASHMI
KILL MALLIKA SHERWAT (Double Check tht too)
Kill DEVANG PATEL AND BABA SEHGAL
Kill DJ SUKETU
Kill EVERYONE ON PG 3
Kill THOSE FAIRNESS CREAM MODELS
KILL KAREENA KAPOOR!!!
KILL HIMESH RESHAMMIYA (THE GUY WHO MADE AASHIQ BANAYA)
KILL NEAL AND NIKKI
KILL THE GUY WHO MADE NEAL AND NIKKI
KILL ANYONE WHO THINKS NEAL AND NIKKI ARE "FULL ON ROCKIN HIP AND HAPPENING
KILL EVERYONE WHO SINGS A HINDI REMIX SONG
KILL U2!
KILL THE ROLLING STONES
KILL GREENDAY
KILL THE POPE (THIS ONES FOR ZOMBIE)
KILL MUSHARRAF
KILL OSAMA
KILL SADDAM
KILL ALL THOSE GUYS WHO SHOUT FATWA FOR EVERY DAMN THING
KILL ANYONE WHO WRITES ABT SANIYA MIRZA
KILL TONY BLAIR
KILL BRITNEY SPEARS
KILL MICHAEL JACKSON
KILL THT IRRITATING DOG IN THE HUTCH COMMERCIALS
KILL ANYONE WHO SINGS OYE BUBBLY
KILL 50 CENT AND THIS TIME MAKE SURE HE DIES!
KILL ABU SALEM AND SAVE TAXPAYERS MONEY
KILL LALOO
KILL RABRI
KILL VAJPAYEE
KILL THE BACKSTREET BOYS, N'SYNC,BLUE,WESTLIFE,BOYZONE,C21,98 DEGREES,5IVE AND ALL THE OTHR BOY BANDS
KILL THE SPICE GIRLS, KILL THE SUGABABES,KILL THE ATOMIC KITTENS,KILL THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS AND ALL THE OTHER GIRL BANDS EVER
KILL HARRY POTTER AND HIS FRIENDS


BY THE TIME YOU KILL 'EM ALL T'WILL BE 2007 AND I'LL POST A FRESH LIST OF PPLZ TO KILL!!!

LATERS ||PazzThePissedOffDonkay||

*** Poll **** at Friday, December 30, 2005

OK guys i wanna know how bad we all are writing here.

Just vote for what you like the most.

1.The Fabulous Soaps On Indian Telly! - Wisedonkay.
2.I Protest - Sir.Zombie
3. Aree Ham Kabse Kah Rahe The Ki Daag Achee Hai -Lallu Prasad Yadav.
4.Are U A Mallu THENDI????........ I AM - Sir.Zombie
5.Soaps on Indian Telly Part II - Sir.Zombie

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Posts Vanish Into Thin Air. at Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Well Not exactly... i've kept them at another blog... my archives
www.szarchives.blogspot.com for viewing later.
The whole blog on religion is shifted there.Becuz i was getting too many ads on Angel Guides and God.KindaCreepy.
Oh and click the ads on the archive page too!

Sir.Zombie

Soaps on Indian Telly Part II at Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Mumbai, Some godforsaken mallu home.
21.00 Hrs.

Another shit soap by Ekta Kapoor.(BITCH)

Dad is sitting on the laptop. Mum switches on the T.V. He flinches. It's that time again. He goes in to see what his eldest son is doin. Rock Music. Oh well i bet klash-bang-klang-bang is better than Kittu Sab Janti Hai.( Kittu Knows Everything)
[Ha bet she does, bitch can't decide whether she has to get married and make life hell or get to work,get molested and make life hell]
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There she is Kittu(what kinda name is kittu? Who name their kid Kittu? Heck did her parents hate her when she was born or sommit?)
Scene at home.
Kittu is on the phone with her boyfriend.
Kittu : Raj will you meet me today after work?
Raj : Kyon Nahi Kyon Nahi.......theatre mein tanatan nau se baara phillum lagi hai 'Roshni Ki Jawani' aati kya
Kittu : Oh dahling really?
Raj : Sachi! Uske baad we'll go and eat phalooda frm the roadside ice cream wala.
Kittu : Oh i love you soooo much!!! (oh bother)
Raj :Hamesha bolti ho I love you kabhi kuch kar ke bhi to dikhao
Kittu: Nahi Raj mummy naa bolti hai!!
Raj: Teri Maa Kaa!
Kittu: Slaps Raj Thru the fone (thrice)

Scene#2 at work.

Kittu : Sir I finished editing the report on .................
Her boss as usual tries to flirt with her and wants to sleep with her. ( according to Exta Kapoor all the Bosses are trying to have sex with a female collegue everyday)
Kittu being the Bhartiya Nari( no fellow mallu thendi's this aint in malayalam) refuses polietly.
Mom is complaning to dad about how the Corp world works now. Dad couldn't care less. 3/4 of the women collegues where he works are gay and the rest are just ugly. Youngest son tries to change the channel. Mom slaps him again. Dad opens his mouth to protest only to get a * dont-gimme-that-shit* look. Dad gives up.
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Kittu is going back home with her Boyfriend ..... but unfortunately they are having a big argument about what is more important to her in life.

Kittu : Of course I love you darling [plays with her hair. This gets quite irritating when you can actually count the dandruff falling off]
Raj: No you dont.... YOu ... you ( this guy cant act for nuts ) [ frustrated cuz he cant act for nuts]
you have to decide right now. [ crappy music]
Kittu : Decide what? [ more crappy music]
Raj : What is more imp. Me or your job!
[ MORE CRAPPY MUSIC WITH KITTU LOOKING IN HORROR IN SLOW MO -X4 times]
She cant answer so she goes home crying to mommieeeee..
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Back at home mom is crying in front of the T.V
End of episode-34.

Mom is sobbin and goes to switch to Kohinoor! ( a legendary search for the Kohinoor Diamond in India)(Ekta Kapoor claims that The Kohinoor Diamond is still in India.And the one that the Brits have is a fake)
[ yeah rite and the Amerikans Landed on the moon.]

Oh brother!

Sir.Zombie

The Fabulous Soaps On Indian Telly! at Sunday, December 25, 2005

Dateline...............8.00 pm
Its a normal Indian household.........kids sittin in front of TV watchin crap........Mom yellin at them to do their homework.........dad chillin with a newspaper..............and then it happens.................moms favorite daily soap starts.....
all hell breaks loose...............mom,dad,kids hell even the family dog wants the remote.............finally after a few hard belan shots mom gets the remote and everyone sits down with their tails between their legs.............

Enter the Indian TV Bahu Decked up with 5 kgs of make up,jewellery and designer saree included........someone in the family has just met with an accident..........the bahu cries buckets of tears (plz note tht her eye liner,mascara et al are still in place)
One by one she tells everyone in the house abt the accident..........they give shocked cum constipated looks of disbelief at the camera ( every expression shown thrice in slo-mo). the whole motley crew rushes to the hospital to check on their loved one..........(Mee Mumbaikar Mee Marathoner)
everyone in the family (rite frm the gardener to the kaamvali bai) gangs up on the doctor.....
The doctor (who is a junior artist in a lab coat) says something to this effect, "Mubarak ho ladka hua hai!!"
at this point of time the whole cast displays an array of constipated,wooden yet heart-rending and mind-bending expressions...........
Suddenly the script writer hurls the correct dialogue sheet at the "Doctor" the doctor then apologizes for his folly and says, "oh maaf kijiye ga.......tht was the last episodes lines........Oh yes.....heres my line for the day................Unhe dava ki nahi dua ki zaroorat hai".
the bahu gives out a banshee scream......................"Naheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
theres thunder and lightining in the background score (Mom watchin the serial at home starts praying for the beloved character............the kids yell , "Change the stupid channel ma....." 2 tight slaps later they quieten..........even dad silently gives in )
the whole cast rushes to the ward where the 'accident victim' is as if its a stall at a carnival............only to realise tht their loved one aint even there.
Suddenly they all realise............wait a sec our son lives in the USA!

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Another quality daily soap by ekta kapoor (boo hoo hoo wasnt it touchin)

Aree Ham Kabse Kah Rahe The Ki Daag Achee Hai -Lallu Prasad Yadav. at Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Bihar Driving License... -Lallu Prasad Yadav.
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" DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM "--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------
NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost) applikason. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.

1. Last name: (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no (Check karet box)
2. Phust name: (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no (Check karet box)
3. Age: (_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no (Check karet box)
4. Sex: ____ M _____(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable
5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right
6.Occupason: (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelw! aan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed (Check karet box)
7. Number of children libing in the household: ___
8. Number that are yourj: ___
9. Mather name: _______________________
10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leab! e blank)
11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended)
12. Dental Rekard: (_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color (Check karet box)
13.Your thumb imparesson : ____________________________ (If you are copy! ing from another applikason pharom, pleaje do not copy thumb impression also. Pleaje provide your own thumb impression.)
PELEAJE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have le pht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand. NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DERIVE. WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS.
Sir.Zombie

Are U A Mallu THENDI????........ I AM at Tuesday, December 20, 2005

An educational and inspiring guide on how to name your kids as if you are a Mallu Christian.
Statutory Warning : If you are not South Indian it might be pointless reading further.
Extra Statutory Warning : If you are a Mallu with the pride of Kerala in your loins, DO NOT read any further. It has been a well kept secret for eons, shrouded in mystery and a maze of deceit, but finally Itty Boben Jacob Elias Kuruvilla from Pazhookaville, near Kottarothumailill, Thelmasherry, Kerala, has consented to let us publish this classified Mallu formula, never put in print before and only passed on from generation to generation by word of mouth to guarantee exclusivity, on the naming of Mallu Christian kids.

Guidelines go as follows :

1. Select a combination of the mother's and father's names. eg: Suresh and Gina = Suji or Joseph and Beena = Jobi.
2. The addition of a 'mon' (meaning son) or 'mol' (meaning daughter) is optional. eg: Sujimol, Jobimon.
3. To attach a modern anglicised feel to the names, the mol or mon can be replaced with boy or girl. eg: Jobiboy, Sushagirl.
4. For the politically correct Keralite family, mol and mon can be replaced by the universal 'Kutty' (child), which can be used for both boys and girls eg: Jokutty, Susikutty.
5. Even parents having combination names themselves can still give their children suitable names eg: Libi and Jobi = Lijo.
6. However, in the scenario where the parents already have combination names that cannot form more comprehensible names eg: Itty and Amukutty, would produce only Itam (which doesn't even sound like a name) or Amit (which is too Northie sounding and stuff!!), then < /DIV>

a) Use an English word like Baby, Merry, Titty, Pearly, Brighty, Smiley, Anarchy, etc.
b) Use a combination of two English names that you think sound cool (but never cool enough) like Meredith + Gina = Megi,
or Sharon + Darlene = Sharlene.

c) Use a name from the Bible (and not Nebuchadnezzar! Use one that even Velliammachi can pronounce) like Jacob, Sam, John,
Joseph, Mathew, or Jijo!

d) Use a name that sounds like a cuss word but isn't. eg: Boben, Prussy, Shagi, JustinTimberlake etc.
Note: The use of the letter 'j' is useful in the naming of siblings where names that sound alike are a novelty. Eg: Ajji, Sajji, Majji, Bhajji and Nimajji, or Sijo, Lijo, Jijo, Anjo, Panjo, Banjo.
Not too complicated really, once you get the hang of it…
An afterthought:
Q: What do you call a Mallu kid who sticks his nose into other people's business?A: Pokemon